Must keep my pans clean, i cook food with them

Finally! I'm in a Relationship

Ever get nervous like this?

I just want my bestfriend to return ;-;

I hope this hasn’t been done yet

Everyday

splendido

Hot peppers!

ruff morning

I apologize to the dark mode users.

No dreams are too big

Fancy Punctuation

Dam mc toy have gotten to big now

I will ***in do it again

*grabs my manboob*

(⊙﹏⊙)

Ribbit

FINALLY!!! It’s been too long

THEEE PENTACLE

Good poops!

I go running tho sometimes after having processed that

Is it a law of nature that every Tupperware cabinet must look like this?

In case anyone was wondering

sad but what can i say

Eastern Europe during XX century.

Yom Kippur war was something else

It's that easy

The last year has been hard on everyone...

recaptcha :prove you are human

literally happened

more wamen

Revive the Spanish and Portuguese Empires!

Stoinks

No more kernel, only peace

When you have nothing to lose, you are truly free

Harsh lands breed tough people.

If they have white hair your best choice is to run

Bing would work better

Trojan is a terrible name for a condom brand

Eldian comedy

Next up on Secret Weapons of the Confederacy.....

Oh Damn.

what is a "pregnant"?

​ ​ ​ ​

An often forgotten dick move.

Minecraft: Powering Imagination

Looks like im the bad boi now

He thinks it’s a phone.... but it’s snot

Done

It's literal finger food

the birds

Only 69 pages left

*** lolis all my homies hate lolis

If the OP sees this then I am sorry for your loss

you know i’m something of a boob guy myself

This would make the movie way more enjoyable.

Even back then they had to put up with constant whining

*heavy metal starts playing*

Making a love is war meme with every meme format I can until a new episode is released, day 163

Well, heck, why not...?

How even dare you

And ill finish the whole series in 3 days

Manifest destiny go brrrr

Red and Blue always

My teacher had so many cards

Quentin Tarantino proof reads the final script for Django Unchained

A local music store in my town has had this sign up for a few days. The shoe store across the street finally replied

If I made at least one person happy, I'm happy

Her name is clarence

loud

Childling hungers

Wasabi the japanese spitz doing a heckin good photobomb

this how it sometimes do be brehs

I wasn't the smartest

Tricky Dick was a real cold ***.

If an e-girl asked their simp army they could actually storm area 51

my parents work at pizza hut

1950's necklines

kortal mombat

you lost your prince but i can be the king you always deserved

Dominance is a very visceral thing

bed buddies

God i hated this

My father really dressed to impress for the day of my birth

when the student gets bored in physics class

Terrible first date

They make a good couple

Time travel exists

Strong muscle

Pretty proud of myself

They were 14 good years.

From the shitty past to all of you

Always doing too much

F*cking degens

You donkey!

shitzel

Bamboozled

Minecraft moment

Jokes on you I’m into that

Hitler Youth member poses with his girlfriend