They ruled Egypt with 1% of their power

You've just been J. Edgar'd

Gggguilty!!!

He do be getting excited tho

Or at least I'll miss them

Woah, calm down queen

This makes sense now

They then said the deal never happened even though there was video evidence of the village people on the battleship

Silence my friends

W̶e̶ I won the war

tldr everyone is racist

SpaceX suicide squad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfMQZuS3y2g

W̶e̶ I won

Sildenafil was discovered in 1989

the turkish-greek relations is one of the funniest phenomena in human history

One of the worst takes I've seen

Looks at my server room and nods

It is just too annoy

very dense

Choose your design wisely.

hope not re

For those that miss “Blockbuster nights”

If you play chess, FUСK you.

Anon is from 2035 where your name may contain emojis

Turns out, it was a phase

They did everything they could... нет.

Based on a real conversation I had

The Myth Of The HOLE!

Basically porn

If your tolerance makes Jim Crow laws look tame by comparison is it really tolerant?

Even after the operation, the surgeons couldn't change Pierre's mind

The hints in the name

Finally found the cool side of the pillow.

Long live! Masallah

Rest is for those whose parents don’t want to eat

Civilians celebrate as Kim Jong Un invents a new device called television, 2014

little josh is a beast

The Cold War was a crazy time

Pool ramen

nap flowchart

And consider your evolutionary oath fulfilled... Or more like, bamboozled.

Hi shlocks

Breaking News: Paratroopers too cold to be afraid

This is definitely, a 100% real tweet.

Quentin Erdoganino be like

God I love memes.

Hopefully make your Monday a bit better :)

Looking at you Belgium

I get carried

Literally me

the best of friends

The Oscars perfectly summed up in one image

The scroll of wisdom

Quite the conundrum

Lego leg

I become a cherry everyday for 5 minutes

She loves voicing characters with Big Tiddies

I do not control the speed in which nuclear reactors explode

History’s first recorded cucking occurred in Athens 2500 years ago

Pin point accuracy

Indeed.

thank you past me

Power house of the cell

Takes having eyes in the back of your head to a whole new level.

Probably only as bad as a chest X-Ray

America is too weak

Please, just let me sign in...

I hope this chart helps

Just dog stuff

No way... did the teacher really said that?

I hate my past self for saying this-

People live there?

What I’m about to do, I’m going to enjoy very VERY much

Its me mario and luigi mf

apply ice to the burnt area

He's standing very close

Don't jerk off while driving

Ah here we go

Sauce: Higurashi when they cry

Whole world judging them...

miss u uncle

Its on the tip of my tongue

Just some history facts

shinji's signature tears

Lying to kids is fun!

DAVAI! Without pool noodles!

Such disappointment

254

Oi bruv

She should probably run

she's not white she is blanĉhe

"Something something motorhead jargon"

Fishy Co-Workers

Bacon Fact

Aah tension

I was one of those kids

Someone dropped a thing of Worcestershire sauce at work yesterday and it looks like a moose.

I will do this in my 40s

I too am extraordinarily humble