My sister: "You can do the half-marathon with me! Trust me, it's not that bad." ...

Whoever invented fake png backgrounds is going to hell

Tinder

here's your food fatass

Who is you best girl?

This cow deserves everything.

Sometimes change just takes a tonne of time

Theft

Every action....

click click click click clickclickclick

Joshes are triggered with that song

Oh! In that case, I have 3 feet

Bacteria

Dont ask for Sauce anymore

When you're the Maid of Orleans, you have the right to dress as Batman

m power

hello

So, we land there and then someone picks us up?

Oscars viewers

The law stated that only kings could be monarchs. But nowhere did it say kings had to be male.

eww

I wish I didn't know people who think this

They probably have a jail too.

Praise the coconut

King

Oi vey!

In the olden days, when a whale's tail struck down on small whaling boats it was referred to as "The Hand of God" since nothing was usually left after that.

I dig it.

Why its so different

Refreshed

The dog likes it dank

Responsibilities do hit hard sometimes..

school text books be like

Headphones.png ... Bruhhh

Very useful thank you Amazon

Ork invasion

Germs are gone and your hands smell like lavender; what's not to love?

Look how they massacred these songs

A rare painting of Martin Luther trying to spread his 95 theses over Europe, 1517

It's not the same?

I guess it does

Young men are not polite anymore

Po is my favourite

North Korean knows what's up

Some would say that's bad parenting, I disagree

War crimes

I’m about a 5 right now

Go get 'em, Dwight

"Eowyn's stew. One bite is enough to empty the stomach of a grown man." - Legolas

I am too great for this job

This is the life I choose for myself

Louisiana Purchase 1803

Do not take this personally

Decline while you still can Senpai!

The good kind please

is it theft or extorsion brehs

I bet this is how they all do it...pays to get fat

Stop with the nathan fights and the karen fights

Hope you have good days

Sure...take your hate out on me, not the government who sent me to Vietnam. Makes sense!

Destined for greatness

Chad Move By Eisenhower

My teacher paid respects

Weekly Contest #107 The Eisenhower Administration

Spongebob meme 177013

Why does Mom look mad?!?!

for the boys

pp + blue pill = MEGA PP

so many crossovers in this meme

Which came first? The frog or the bowl

Blue zone is blue zone

i hope this hasnt been done before

though short hair is definitely welcome

When the teacher says "I'll wait for you to stop talking", Harold responds with "thank you"

He did it for Korone

Easy guide for understanding Fate classes and their weapons

America 100

Clapping sounds intensify*

Remember BFME Legolas? OP motherf*cker

Plot twist: someone asked for the source of an anime screenshot/manga

Less than more than half of less than less than double than more than half of what I hoped for.

Honestly, it do be like that.

Senpai lowkey becoming Chad

mmm yes monke

Look mom I did it

I speak truth

Cant get over his face

I'll just leave this one here for the Europeans

“Well, geographical convince really”

I wouldn't advise offering a Scotch egg in these trying times; they aren't even Scottish

Testudines be like

They ruled Egypt with 1% of their power

You've just been J. Edgar'd

Gggguilty!!!

He do be getting excited tho

Or at least I'll miss them

Woah, calm down queen

This makes sense now

They then said the deal never happened even though there was video evidence of the village people on the battleship

Silence my friends