Honestly would prefer over the teachers I had
Looks like Jessie is blasting off to heaven
At least he gets more than $1
The wind didn't stand a ***ing chance.
Definitely cause serious long term damage to gravity falls
I just didn’t do it, ok?
I bet you won't do it
Pff! This virgins samurai...
*blocks with sword*
Just replaced the original emblem on my truck with this
Jokes on you women are even real take your pills
What’s my name again?
I love dad jokes. But in this instance you could say it was a cat-tastrophe.
He lost a large amount of his taste buds for the rest of his life
Zeus better not get glitter all over his shell, or else Hera will be real mad
You can change the us flag for any other and it would still work
do a lifestream
I got a pic of my bf falling off a floaty and just realized there was a guy falling off a boat at the same time
I mean .... yeah I guess
Quite the career progression for Zheng Yi Sao
Ah, yes...the boob folder
I guess it's worth it.
BDSM play is amazing
Yes, I feel okay now
Why shouldn't I?
maybe the asians will want them
Welcome back King
Manatee stuck in lettuce go brrrrr
Message from Cat
I'll pick the left one for legal reasons
My day is ruined
jAiL BrEak !
Doomba by Skynet
What do I have to do, plz
As an accountant, I can relate..
Can never be too clean
My all time favorite
Biggus dickus haha funny
Heavily inspired by Hannah Hillam
It matches perfectly
Meme guys, just a normal meme with a normal template
Goals for the future
There's no escape
And I still can't see it!
Watch, they'll come up with another wacky but great gimmick
Leave some for the rest of us, big man.
***ing ass hair
Good Cop Bad Cop
I bet you’re wondering why I called you all here today…
Man I don't know what I watched
Ram is here to help
You have to set them straight
He is the chosen one. He will bring the change
A W K W A R D
a goldendoodle sticks his head out a car window
My daughter said she drew me a rainbow heart... then handed me this.
Are you still sure you want a big tiddy goth GF?
Absolutely stolen, but worth it imo; inb4 "I wont read that chad.jpg"
Eats potato chip
I wasn’t expecting PTSD.
She isn't amused
Looked under Dad's couch cushions and found the Zenith Remote Control Museum
I just hope it doesn't messes up his body
This is why i never use twitter
Henry VIII's rule in a nutshell:
polly old but yolo
The guy ain't wrong though
The clash of social warriors
Pizza Dough Alert
Its some good stuff
how dare you still live
Bad luck I guess
Rent is too damn high
Fixed it for you
Do it for Tohru
Also same I wish
War is un-bear-able, but at least Wojtek has beer and cigarettes!
Section 2: B A L L S T R E T C H E R
Oh, the Allied powers of World War II.