ITS JUST THIS EASY GUYS

In the ancient world there were many Cities of Brotherly Love...

Suicide mission

'No, this wine cellar is for... indigestion treatment'

just chadding

Nice

'Emperor of the French, Naughtiest of ***es' has a good ring to it

It’s horrid

Sub to my reverse OnlyFans

coke

Right in the feels my weebs

I’m convinced that all the dinosaurs never went extinct they just went it Australia

Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Take it easy, man. Over here. The pile of rocks waving at you.

It's called a c*ckroach for a reason

Based

Remember kids

Iv'e become a bri'ish

Majority rules, ok?

Theory of relativity makes sense now

The sad reality

Well he kinda right? Right?

Mashallah Kratos

A true shank

Eyyy you got a license to be in this tub?

Y'all want some American Maise

Cream!!!!

This power.... how can one obtain it

Kanna doing a 180

Pretty divergent

ITS JUST A CHICKEN WHAT DO YOU MEAN

You’ll never financially recover

Be strong king

Just because your heroes are mostly good doesn’t mean you should leave out the bad.

yes

Lol rekt

Good vibes from this moment on.

Boobs the size of actual watermelons are disgusting

Communists just had better anthems for some reason

These terms are perfectttttt

Better put those bad bois in 4 wheel drive

Tldr plants evil

I can do it MYSELF

Crabs are the beak evolution

Fun fact 101

Booba

I thought being devote was good

Not with that attitude

Never pass a joke

Adult Swim agrees to give Eric Andre his own show.

like actor and actress, and like waiter and waitress

cats are the devil

Kool Kidz Klub

Scopes are for pussies

They're pretty much God

My brain is a pervert guys, plz help

Who keeps letting the geese in the building??

The tried and true go to

My grandmother goes into dragonball z super saiyan mode when she brushes her teeth. The toothpaste activity triggers it lol

How can I possibly teach this second grader, he's already smarter than me.

Googly eyes make everything better, part two.

UK and France fishy

Gates and Bezos are ready for their hot boi summer!

Thanos did it for Death

Hmkhaaikrkckzjsmr

That Halloween costume doh!

no t-pose though

flags

Your doctor kit has what in it?

Smash that F button

smart

Advertising at its finest

That’s rough man

nope i said 5'3''

get owned

No way

War criminals are not heroes.

Is he okay

*Edits them to include moist caverns*

NEEEEEEERD

they were only following orders :(

Never gonna happen

baby

Think

Wakanda be like

haha you dumb ***

my Apple Watch accidentally overhearing an embarrassing convo I was having with a friend

I N V E S T.

You come at La famiglia you best not miss

Clarkson doesn't lie

ohh noo

space

Time to stand and sway

I know dude...

nice

My daughter called me on my way back from the store stating that our toilet has a huge leak. I came home to this...

Someone got tired of answering the same question time and time again.

siblings

Soap dispensers in a nutshell

I work at least 70 hours a week

Now I feel bad...