'Molested by Neptune himself'

Thank you. For everything

Think Mark Think! [OC]

more like where's the combat helmet

My mom says my sister takes herobrine

Step back, he's returned.

Crazy snail house

The Monarchies of great powers

Basic instincts

every time

That clipping tho

Signature look of superiority

Anybody recognizes this transformer?

I have a chance now!

We feel you mr. pringles

Keep yo girl safe everyone

That's very sad...now give me the crown

They literally fought to preserve slavery, f*** em

Albanian history In a nutshell

Chivalry or something idk

Color Me Confused

France doesn’t play games

you ever bring up some aheago and plug your phone in

I think of this image I saw on twitter all the time.

Wait... Why are you reading this?

Family in Office

The 1917 Oath Crisis

Think, OP, think!

Mermaid Bra

Beauty contest drops to zero

Get well card.

Cuba was the first one to apologize. Russia still hasn't.

So glad they got this stuff off our streets!

do you like horses?

I’m sorry babe

*screaming* Where is GTA 6!!!!!!!

The Battle of Gravia Inn, 1821 Greeks were something else

Sam O'Nella academy graduates.

I still don't get this format, but whatever, it's popular

Extremely early history meme

hahaha

Cool whale

No cursing... psh...

Yes

Only men know the struggle

beautiful

The Drowned

based

Canada is the most polite yet intimidating country I have ever seen.

Finally, the gay fish

maketh sense

That Which Binds Us

I gave this bag to my mom for her 40th birthday, she saved it 24 years to give me on my 40th.

Mitch McConnell right after he crawled up from Hell.

It's unconquerable

this

A Cruel Angel's Penis

A review left at my restaurant.

Basically movies

scoob?

The solution for everything

Pros: food

I thought being devout was good

classic

Americans: We would have won if we didn't lose

Here comes Team Rocket

Actual quote from The Art of War by Sun Tzu...

look up some of the stuff that happend on set

I start streaming platform, he cannot afford. Great success!

Yes

Euclid's ability with angles are unparalleled

Claw enforcement says he was pawsibly decorating the pie.

People love Simo Häyhä so here’s my attempt at bringing another bamf sniper into the spotlight

Good

I’m guilty of this too

Fake science

These social distancing stickers are unnecessary and every man knows why.

The New Sleeping Beauty

when the customer tells you "I found someone much cheaper than you"

*silent sobbing*

"Speed is everything."

Something's about to be destroyed and it isn't the galactic empire

Absolut win

I cannot be the first one to notice this.

Haha shitpost go brrr

Cmon

It’s a true crime

the whole squad is online!

“Just wait until we get home”

'He just wanted to go for a quick boat ride; I'm sure Napoleon will be back soon!'

I’ll have what she’s having

My favorite hentai is Naruto

The Government should thank him.

Subaru's wisdom

Shibe News

Maybe twitter ain't as bad as we all thought.....

The law of ecchi isekai anime

The IRS will be met with a nerf gun when they bust down my door

The look on my son's face when he came home with his new yearbook was worth every penny.

Saw this on the way home from work today. Not sure if it's adult humour or genius branding.