Guess that makes me a termite

I prefer the second one

Tired of crypto? Here’s an investment for you.

Ankles used to be sexy y'know?

Don't ever trust a Russian gargoyle

US vs British movies police

Dreaming is fine.

Poor them

broke

come onnnnnn give me a challenge

Thank you Amazon, very cool

Hope this hasn’t been done yet

it's annoying af

A neverending state

First mass extinction

*Dances in depression*

The future is now, kurwa!

Sorry for bad quality made on phone

Run while you still can!

Ah yes! a maymay

jo joe

wrong house

clarification

Al Capone? Yeh, he was the soup guy, right?

Where money

hugbox

animals are perfect

This woman is on a whole new level

L'expert

No one believes that my cat can talk

my favourite π

She's got enough on her plate

1984

Unless they wanted you to pick up some food...

Epic rat fighting music

I have been single my whole life.

Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos Etc.

Goes downhill from slave owner

The oldest trick in the book!

My pops didn’t enjoy his visit to the water park too much so my buddy did some photoshop magic

No no he has a point

Calm that tit

Pain noises

what a bro

From my town's Facebook group

Hehe boi do it please....

Weird kink but ok

May god forgive you coz I won't

Self-roasts bro

Double twist

Customer Satisfaction

Basically yeah

Rule B)

How we used to think of the future.

They be vibing

Eternal pain.....eternal pain

Those big bahonkadonkers are all I need

We opened the wrong folder

Afghanistan is just Russian Vietnam

US Police: Open Carry | Norwegian Police:

The castrati were a groupe of men that were castrated so They could sing in high tones forever

Too lazy to do this shit

They aren’t wrong

Sayu | Top 10 Anime Lies

Finished

I still do not know why.

Wtf debra

Match Maker ⊂つ

I’m sorry to burst your bubble

You’ll pay the price for your lack of vision

It makes me nervous

Coming out of lockdown like

bet he's french

He commited many warcrimes [OC]

Seen in Nashua, NH

"Werr werr taiga, I sree you havn changed"

Men's fashion in 2021 appears to be conspicuously short of lightsabers.

Itachi is badass af

Wa'ar

just taking my fish out for a walk

Massive mommy milkers

Pain, without love

to cool for school

Chemistry Jesus hath come to my aid once again

How my child, decides to smile for the $200 package of school pictures I purchased.

RIP

Its not fair!

always

Retirement means reigniting flame

That's the last time Plankton tries to annex Kuwait

Good names very fitting

My daughter lost a tooth. My spouse and I said it was worth a dollar. Our daughter sent us this screenshot.

Third time trying posting

Is that a little *** I hear

Mr Lind, you are simply the zest

one more crusade?

dogs

Nice day for expanding the Japanese empire, huh?

Good morning. Have a seat.

tick