“Who needs love when you can have a CAT CT660 Concrete Mixer”

yes

404

Clever title haha I'm funny I didn't just steal the meme and post it here I'm funny too

I didn’t think the bee had in him

You better believe I told my husband that the A/C techs know what's up.

Sharpens the tablet stylus IT'S TIME

Hate it when this happens

My friend and I on Google maps, circa 2013

Do you like maths ?

guys remember; humans weren't made for an environment that offers sexual stimulation 24/7

oh lawd its a comin

Aqua = magic item

Plummeted in Popularity

Sometimes your name really does dictate your life choices

It's pretty obvious for me

yum

'We are just business men, doing... business'

Move along, please...

GUI? Pff, I'm sure there's a vim plugin that lets me write/draw an ASCII circle

Not opinions but facts

I think this stick figure is acting a little TOO nonchalant for my tastes.

I thought this was just a South African bus thing

Pin me "Bad Life Decision" Onee-Chan UwU

Roommate wanted

You can't win

But now I can make the Bri'ish speciality "Milk Sandwich"

Except their Twitter accounts.

the ****

Face reveal

roma

Great success indeed, CC

Boku no hero right?

Can't find it.

In like Flint

ohhh my god!!!

dark

Indian Space Program: Return of the Snek Peopels

This is all your fault, Tetris

The kid did Nazi see that coming

Not sure what makes me laugh more... Huge stone on the table or....

Repeats cycle for 5 days a week

So emotional, So beautiful and So perfect

*** liquids

Actors for high school characters are like 25 years old

It wasn't easy

He's a great guy

I'M LIVING IN YOUR WALLS

autism

liger

Followed closely by hellenic period Chad's.

I get my gas from my...

Still makes me chuckle

Someone ordered me 28 large Dr. Peppers at midnight.

Hitler in fact ***ed the economy

horny ppl these days...

tf3

Smol Face Baby Boy

You are wrong and poor

Where are the natives John? John?

Based kojima

makes you think

“Sir, where shall we put the convicts?” “Just Popham on that island”

Abraham Lincoln giving the Gettysburg Address circa 1863.

So what type of shit happened here?!

Well technically...

Either that or just black

Censorship is truth

Play it cool

German high tech toilets....

it could be you

happy

Never forget the Kent State Massacre

You see it too right? right?

Oh yeah I feel it coming

He asked, god delivered

it's not just a boulder it's a rock

Nothing actually happened back then.

Lmfaoo facts

boat

The true Iron Lady

Happy 20th Anniversary!!

Hey

side

The man who saved the world.

I don't think I can recover from this.

Financial problems require Monty Python solutions

When the cyclists are sus

Get to runnin little one

The uno reverse card

He said “Soon I will exist no more.”

The Grey Ghost

What is he tolkien about

They get free promotion, we get meme potential; it's the greatest business deal of all time

New Hire Wage

Right in the Kokoro!

Me on my way to meet my ex

REPENT

It doesn't even take me that long too

I can be evil too!!