The God That Failed
don't drink kids.
Our friend is buying his first home today, so we worked with his realtor to be sure this is the first thing waiting for him in his kitchen after closing.
"Zolpidem works"
One way trip
Took me ridiculously long to realise
Usubor
It's alright, not the first one
she does, doesn't she?
:^)
Hmmmmm
1 arrow?
Real estate agent humorously responds to vandalism
Shit post
HydroHomies where you at?
My bar spitting the hard truth.
Sad
enjoy them while they last
Sad modern story :(
Hit the road Cat!
Eat your heart out Apple
"If All Of Olympus Shall Deny Me Of The Holy Grail, Then All Of Olympus Shall Die!"
People are horrible, what can I say?
Fact
Society
The only thing they fear is you
Netflix?
Stupid mosquitos
such an obeying partner
No Fighting.
A snail can sleep for three years at a time.
A creative way to send monetary aid when you have no money
Choose wisely -_-
You’re fake news.
We do a little... political discussion
Just thrown away the whole freezer at that point
Coworker left for a better job today
Let's just return Israel to Canaanite paganry
RULE OF 2
"Run! Run to the hills!" - Routing RTW units
She must've also lied about sharing her account :(
I'm Gonna Make You A Pizza You Can't Refuse
Paul Walker at a fan meet and greet cicra 2015
Sherman Firefly
They're not the same...
Nabisco really dropped the ball naming these
My One Year Old is an Aspiring Actress
based
Today’s the day!
King Borger
Do it. Please
Somebody modified the ‘reverse’ button at work. Honestly I think it’s more useful now
A nice solution
I work in pest control and had an appointment at a Catholic school. Who the *** approved this creepy ass quote?!
It's just a weeb mindset
my local Indian place trolling
You know it's messed up when even the Stasi is creeped out
Helping others out
Put on the Maid outfit, especially if you're a guy
I'll see you on the freeway
You know your eating the same food for the next 3 days when mum cooks in this
fantasy
How women with lip injections think they look v.s. how they really look
Honestly, OverSimplified sometimes really oversimplify historic events
Interesting selling point
You're ***ed, Tom. You're ***ed
Pulled out this unbelievably phallic crab leg at my mom's birthday dinner. Finally understanding why she requests crab every year.
Wholsum 100 meme before going to sleep.
*puk*
When someone tells you the Covid vaccine is just to track you
hmm
murica
i don't want to think about it
It wasn't actually only volvos, but still
cool
Surprised in a good way
Give uncle Vitya safety training
I see no god up here other than me
oil
Why are you alive
How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over the Philippines?
the crock?
My computer decided to shoot it's shot today with an interesting screensaver
“I washed for dinner.”
I’d watch it!
Weekend well spent
went through my saved images...
Roma invicta indeed
names
The only color of the rainbow that matters to them is green.
Happy Pride Month!
I might be a muppet
Where are the Goblins
Some Movie history, Robin Williams offered to play Hagrid for free in 2001, I still think we were robbed of a great performance.
IM GOING TO GERMANY
history repeating itself
Just another stop on Japan’s war crime speed run
Crybaby Achilles running to his mama...
sad chirping intensifies
Still shorter than expected . . .