Typical Workday

Get in, we’re going to see a holy site.

Just a cat in a hammock,keep scrolling.

Do it for them

We don’t NEED you back in the office, but we’d really like it.

This is my uncle. My cousin just showed me this.

Side effects may include death

Back in my day we didn’t have all those fancy “gay jokes”

I'll take tonight

Show me

It's midnight, it's my birthday and my girlfriend just came in with a box of this: Vader Muffins. Should I marry her?

Going on nice walks with your girlfriend

Then the trees started speaking German

Fun fact: "1812 overture" became so popular that Tchaikovsky ended up hating it because it overshadowed his other compositions

Changed jobs recently, by far my favourite card received

That job you just hated

'26 flavours, Dad! Isn't that cool... hey, where are you going?'

I need to do this next time I’m picking someone up.

We follow the example of Jesus

I'm inspired

I have many problems with the school system

'Yes, cousin Isabelle does look like your sister... maybe she is? It's hard to keep track'

Can you stop please?

Betty White and I at an animal research foundation dinner in 2009. We rode the same bus transport from our hotel. She arrived mostly drunk, and I had to show her how to find the buffet.

Ah yes, ‘democracy’

Mexican cartel

1357 hours well spent!

The soul

kids in middle school

Groundbreaking

I can't, I give up!

Welp there go my life

Everything Spanish Must Vanish

it's still to early mom, still searching for the best waifu

The three main stages of Dad jokes

You know that shit about to be sad

Kill them my queen

Mark Zuckerberg with his childhood friends,

Ironically also being a Jew of Polish decent.

Types of depression

So that was a ***ing lie

A very important distinction

It do hit different

Old lady stole a doormat

I know it's mainly a meme that they hate eachother

Confusion about food origin is prevalent all over the world

Listen to our song

Rule 1; never mess around with Eisenhower's putting green

Ryan's starting fires again, but this time in the inner-cities of America

Godammit guys, this is the 3rd one this year

So anyways

The Civil Rights Movement colorized

Changed

I added on to the meme

Oh, Alabama...

No one cared before I put on the mask

Yet another fate x brooklyn 99 meme xoxo

Trying to look "hot"

Salt is a bit too hard on the tongue

The one on the right may seal off the wearer's nervous system and make them lose all sense of morality, but it looks so cool!

Subway eat fresh . Or something like that .

spider-man, spider man

There's no pictures

Am I the only one who finds it weird?

Being a poor backseat doggo

Im fine with texting

Sugoi Dekai

Selfie-stick uchia

Always love seeing this kind of people

This memes shall live.

Great movies

If you wouldn't, then are you really even homies?

Can’t keep up with the Kardashians

Tell me it ain’t true

Exonyms are annoying

Stargate SG-40k is my favourite show

I'm proud of you all

It was still a good anime indeed

Black Punther

Tastes like green sour apple

RUN!!

My lil Rex

I definitely need meds

I was relieved to see this

The sketches would have been completely different with historical accuracy

My contribution to neighborhood potluck today

That’s an interesting hill to die on, my dude.

In a fight right?

Drake, Where's the door

Chad Washington

Saw this boat at a gas station near my house. I enjoyed the name.

Crypto bad

A signature look of Roman superiority

Sank that ***

Well...damn.

if hes real of course

They had us in the first half i aint gonna lie

Being Appreciated !!

Who do you think I am ?

That boy veiny