The steaks are high when you defy Poseidon

Captain

I actually do that

A little too similar...

Game Show

Napoleon got two free island holidays; fair to say we know who the real winner is

"didn't you notice me at the party?" me at the party

Good bye old friend

lizard > overpriced training wheels computer

When catfish work for you

Me in every overdue assignment

All hail the PP

Your daily dose of Quora.

Good bye friends, see you in the next life

Chickenosaur Rex

A financial relationship

Classic

They are really that cheap?

funniest shit I ever saw

"Done playing sports, I will now get a pot belly"

Remember

This door has been sealed with the most ancient and powerful symbol known to man

Hello 38th Parallel

^^    

Insane shit.

The parents must love it

I rather watch paint dry

Live life dig holes

"Have a nice weekend ppl!"

But then i got high

250 Million years old and you’re around to see it expire

Anime enjoyer experience

It’s time to celebrate

theeeeee

you ruined my day

Google Play.

Murphy's law

Make him mayor

real time patience

This reboot of dirty dancing is getting weird

Really more of a Buddhist god.

I bought Ikea furniture online to be delivered... and one bowl.

Think Bowser went a bit too far on this occasion trying to defeat Mario...

It’s Finally Coming!

Arrest the year?

You're late . . 66 millon years too late

Finally, it all comes full circle

Your not a man of culture

Happy Independence Day to the Philippines!

Well I'm king now

We are friends now

Oh you poor man, President Nixon.

Escape

Yupp elves in gate is badass

Frog robbery

NRA members marrying a gun

Tis big brain time

Sometimes I hate myself

Sharks aren’t that scary

It’s wouldn’t be the first time

Brain is strange thing

look at those muscles

I just want somebody to love me :(

I believe the title "terror of the seas" belongs to this ship

Im a Nino fan myself, but Miku is the G O A T

Stay Frosty

Small but MINE

I know that most empires weren't so beautiful

Don’t worry they’ll make up… I think

I wonder how he shall spend it

The Ottoman Empire basically doomed itself.

Classic dad prank

Only good Heathen’s a dead Heathen

   

big if true

Hold still man

how it all went down

So many quality jokes missed as a kid.

zip it

There are like 5 Bloody Sundays

“I’ll have some chips without chips please. Thank you.”

They're just begging for a big ol' helping of Jesus

What kind of music do you like? Yes.

The A-Team to save the world

When reality hits you in the face...

Before the Romans did it

why can't it tell me >:-(

M’Extinct

Chess joke

Chill Maul Night Sith

I do my part

Canada: the kind nice country

They both made a new friend !

Axis naval power

Emilia gets her

This role is already taken

The original Lego set is "Everyone is Awesome" for those that are going to ask

Found in the Bathroom at the service center I am at.

Sometimes my genius...

She’s already sick of my “arm and a leg” jokes. It’s gonna be a long recovery.