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There’s a googly eye war in my house currently. Can’t wait for this payoff next month.

Found the note sheet of the bird that has been singing in our garden all of this week

3.3 tons of weed in a small town? Impressive!

Succession crises are dope, they’re like mystery boxes for the fate of the nation

Mexican-US border

I don't know who started this trend, but I hate them

Ozzy and his granddaughter.

I know i'm late but happy independence day, Philippines!!

Saint Lawrence, Catholic saint and comedian

Quite the pillar

And a sweet haircut

1 British Sailor wounded

watch out, they're on meth

I too, like masticating to sustain my life force

Yep seems about right.

You are gonna take the opium and like you are gonna like it

hehe

Half Effort

Ohhhh Anne, silly silly Anne.

Please disregard the uh... "neurodivergent" political compass thing in the background

terminal poolocity

Wholesome

My son made a "rocket ship" out of clay

Tom needs 50 apples how much percent is it together?

He then promptly decided to stick to beer; no idea why

Its pride month here at dodge ram

Desperate monkey

They’re playing a very dangerous game at my local grocery store

Missssing

Real 4d chess by medieval European rulers

I'm already ***ed up without covid

And when you shoot him after he lands and he doesn't instanly die, you have to do first aid

That looks resilient

This was the year before WW1

IP man more like computer man *I'll let my self out now

1989 in Romania is intense

"You know what is best for you. What is best is you comply."

Saw some vegan roadkill at the farmers market today.

I got the same vibe, Sensei

"That's Where WE Live!"

The best timeline ever

i've seen enough of death and pain

No WWII Memes? Have a 'Nam one instead.

I think the Roman Empire has a lot different provinces

yes

You learn something new every day

also why aren't we taxing the fuсk out of you

Hiiii dad... highhhh daaad

It’s called commitment

yes its Sam O'Nella ok?

Donkey Has The Right Priorities

We look like two completely different people

339531

Not a lotta Richards these days

And maybe I should have used the leaf in the right place, but I'm not sure)

Eww, frogs..

Now you have a bunch of idiot tourists leaning in an open field

Im gonna show you what I Excel at, you have my Word

cicadas having coffee

Come in and tell me

smash puss

That was Smooth

Yeah, maybe its true

They somehow graduated from photoshop class

Hate how this is constantly the case

I eat grass

I found this with my 8yo's stuff. I think the second graders are forming gangs. I kind of want to join this one.

Talk shit get bite

"Oh SpongeBob... WHYYYY?????"

The mf trippin about some ring or something

Alabama needs to up its game

I'm pretty sure Bill Clinton put him up to this

El Shinra Tensei

Always check the news

Witches & black cats

Learning the hard way

So many errors on this sign

What do you think about the Gypsies?

Them air vents be so clean

Imagine having a spouse and a baby

Never judge a book by it's cover

:-)

Trust me, it is

If only I had the money to do the same

average human

He seems cool

:-)

'Well sir, I'd love to give up my seat to this white woman, but I just could not give a single ***'

Can't find him anywhere and then he walk out from the chimey look like this

I'm the oldest person alive

The first prototype mobile suit tank

Crispy Meme #226

August 6, 1915, 30 years before the first test of a nuclear bomb on a live populous. Also, coincidentally, the date of one of the most METAL of battles of WWI

He hates them

After I fap tomorrow that is

Cincinnatus would rather sow the seeds on his farm than sow the seeds of dictatorship

Well its because they are

She has a good point