I’ll file this under things that held up great

The tension in that show was so thick you could cut it with a playing card.

I have achieved victory

So my wife got me this card and forgot to give it to me this morning. I just came upstairs and found this laying on my pillow.

arabs and jews are literally brothers from another mother

It's on their flag to this day

The trophy for my town's July 4th hot dog eating contest

Relationship between bank robbers, DJs, and Preachers, explainlikeimfive style

Dad, I bought you a 46th drill

Luxury bones

Tally Marks From Around The World

see

How do gay ppl know whos penis will open up to accept the others persons penis?

R.I.P. to my man Owen

Happy birthday to the state I was raised in. June 20th 1863. Montani Semper Liberi!

Bri'ish cuisine

 

Like a boss

Speedrunners in a nutshell

I don't know why I'm blushing

Found on the car behind mine

gg gamers

Good match!

The cow was great

Tbh, for 17 years of my life I thought that people were burned following the Salem trials. Guess it was just an honor saved for European “witches”

sacre boo

The real challenge

You're not just wrong, you're stupid

A day late but happy Juneteenth

This explains a lot

This is somethin' else!

Dark mystery reveal.

Duality of a VA

Good bye old friend

I’ve got hurt feelings.

Imma tell mom.

>;) we win again backseat

yes

Gonna meet her later

"Well... I didn't expect that."

Niche topic I learned recently

My friend sent me a picture of a pizza to show me what kind of crust he likes. I tried to “play” the video he sent me.

Snek don't quite get it

I watch too much Lockpickinglawyer.

i'll only go to school if this was the test

is the retardpill the final pill?

Haters will say it's edited

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nobodys gonna be in my room, Mom!

Werewolf Dad

On my mental health

Catgirls are adorable

*Splat*

Accountability

The Other Father's Day card

On my way to visit Dad so I got him a card. I’m not a poet but this outta do. Happy Father’s Day gents.

When I was your age, I worked in the coal mines!

Damn those Chinese, making Pepe spill his food

When that 20 roll hits

We sure showed them huh?

Father's Belt

Post

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Ching shih is truly a badass

Mom is clever!

Mompetition

its showtime

Huge thanks to Joe for giving me this meme idea

*Ara Ara intensifies*

I couldn't agree more ... OC

Rock On, Rockall

It's still going strong

gang alcohol

'We need a bigger cage, Howard! The Johnsons across the road can fit two children in their cage'

Their service now includes a butler that tells the cashier that you don't want game protection

We can't catch a break

Biggest bruh moment of my life

I wanna be a bra

Yuri didn't like my house afterwards...

gotta have the essentials

Best job useless peeps like me

Life be hard for use baddies. I'm a hugelol baddie >:)

Tits and ass works every time

Happy Father’s Day to all dads out there!

Must be a Mazda

Local convenience store tip jar...

Numerator? Denominator?! Alright, I'm drawing the line here

And then he realised, he is not a cat

Antibabypille

Time to talk about the elephant in the room...

Dad's always had my back

Joe Rogan solves homelessness problem

Nalanda was one of the many universities that were destroyed.

No other kid was so punchable

Hmm yes sushiza

 

Hating tik tok is still cool, right?

I buy my husband a nice new toy, he just wants to play with the box.

We can think about nothing

Almost freaked out for a second