Hold it in...

I've ascended

Quite the clever strategy (also, yes, I am fully aware this makes no sense

wood house bad.

Damn it Billy

Best felling ever

The baby in this flight safety manual is clearly an adult.

:'( good night brother

Goddamn left

I'm sorry for this, I truly am

behold the saphire

All my homies h8 wasps

Not the sharpest tool in the shed eh.

My Coin From The Roman Republic Minted 148 BC

To all my fellow Americans Happy July of the 4th…

Haha imagine.. Right guys?

At least we got coke

Good boy Jerry

You're rich, but poor.

Romantic.

My dog learned how to use the doorbell.

These people exist.

UNLIMITED FREEDOM!!!

Your whataboutism can’t save you you triggered weebs

The Stalin Famine of 1932-33

Yes... fight...

Man... Being in the front line sucks...

I'd be suspicious too

Guys we need to return the Sphinx's beard

Wizard?

It's all well and good until a big rock wipes out the Dinokitties

How did they make it?

:')

He revoked their asylum because he thought that it would be too politically risky, given that the Tsar was seen as a tyrant

The real problems of mankind.

Too late to be relevant?

tbf, these scenes never get old

Why aren't you sleeping!?!?

This is why the revolution really happened

The lucky ones went to universities!

4th of July amputee struggle

Back in the day Kazakhstan was the big guy

Just casually removing one of the largest lakes in the world

They really didn't think this one through.

***ing hell lads, some of you lot need to calm down and smell the 1783 treaty of Paris

Why’d he have to die?

My mum's favorite photo of me, according to her.

oof

No reason for disagree

Inspired by John Oliver’s US history video I’ve been watching recently

Brand new to Anime. Saw Neon Genesis Evangelion on Netflix. Gave it a shot.

twu

Introducing...Kermitaurus

Happens every time after Pride Month

Have a happy 4th of July everyone!

We’ve been doing it wrong all these years.

Pretty high I guess...

It's true. Christoper Nolan will go bwaaaaaaaaaa if he finds out.

...master race?

Truly wholesome

Colour cartridge was installed in time.

Ah, Beethoven.

Gettysburg meme finale.

All work a charm

One of my relatives saw this guy in the Atlanta airport.

Go ahead, answer

1 house please

The lengths Homer goes to just to *** with Flanders

IM TRYING TO SLEEP!

Thank God

what a bad boy

dandolo

Mao Zedong didn't really like Khrushchev and his de-Stalinization, culminated into the Sino-Soviet Split

Gentlemen we have trash taste

safety first

Don't forget your Coke and hotdogs tonight folks

Happy 4th of July weekend traitors. Have a beer and a hotdog on me

Corporations don’t care

Yeet the child.

So cute

They know me! I'm famous!

Voltaire and the Holy Roman Prince

Just a generic historical statement, not necessarily hinting at any particular war

What a doof

Sexuality sells.

*whisper*

I like sandwich theorem now

What Elephant?

Première of Bertolt Brecht's first play 'Baal'

Just waiting for the garbage to be taken out.

"This is why I don't go outside" - Buddhist monk, sort of

"Were you spying on me?"

Oh my sister

im gonna get attacked for this but whatever

Wtf mom!?!?

I'd rather be watching The Mummy

Have to hate the poor sportsmanship

Time to die kid sorry

My fellow Americans we can no longer bully the brits about this,

Never Go Full Ugly