this is how the war begins

procrastibator

They never saw me coming

     

I guess I’ll *** off

Yes of course why would I do something immoral

And that's how I lost my army

What was she thinking??

This is my first post.

The beginning is the end

I'll go with "Ok" type. What's ur type?

:^)

Still made her laugh though

Let's write a memoir about it

Don't worry about the timeline ;)

Can I get a sticker with that?

Yeah bro

Calm down, it's just a joke...I know you guys have too much questionable hentai to fit on a phone.

Where is my dirt?

Doesn't take a year

Dude, you're making us look bad!

It is finnaly complete

First Sonic and now Kermit

Haha Classic Forklift Operators

Biggest maggot

The Quasi War starts between France and the United States, July 7, 1798

Just a simple man

CIA SECRETS

Ha, gotem!

Chad Roosevelt

Such an evil company

2021 has us all like.

Learning how to talk with Inigo Montoya.

pls i need money

She couldn't handle the Neutron style

imagine having a car

Stop punishing content creators, Youtube

What my friend found on Craigslist

There is no genocide in China, communism is great, we love allfather Xi

Before vs Now

Ranged VA

Regular show based

Al Capone mugshot circa. 1929

Teach me how to do this

I have good hair and a soul...

Where the boobs?

Pee in the bottle! You’re costing me my penis ride to the sky!

France deserves some respect

Top 10 best tattoo designs of all time.

Is AC just something we use here?

Ah yes, the ball.

/noclip on

in the battle for castle itter, it was the only time the United States army collaborated with the German Wehrmacht and fought against the Waffen SS

Bill is the chad of Billionaires.

Now, this is how to teach maths.

Thrilling chase happening here

The two things these countries have in common

Dumb meme

6'3, Girlfriend where?...

charlotte and toradora?

Still no luck

At least my mom sometimes tries to show interest in what I say.

Imagined being so ashamed of yourself, that you commit suicide with a hand grenade

Amazon be letting you know all about your self.

It was a bad marriage so the communication was probably terrible.

Lots of shop posts these days

Auuugghhh!

Ah, perfect

Probably not the real reason but...

My local ice cream shop asked if I accept cookies, but….

And thus the Pilgrims boarded the Mayflower to America

Orem High School decided to go with “hOs” for their new cheerleading sweaters.

Oh my god...he's dead

Keep your voices down; the English could walk in at any minute

"Thrilling chase underway here..."

please don't park too close I'm fat

Best pen holder ever

Well, it’s a great idea!

Most people won't even believe

pam pam

Original Big Daddy suit recovered from the underwater ruins of Rapture in the 2007.

Cursed tru

Serial killer doggy style

*Breathing intensifies *

who won in the end

Lebanon

Bismarck was an extraordinary man

Lebanon

Is it rape if she plays dead?

Daily Speedwagon Meme #4 / 7 : The Best Saber

*** Sweden all my homies hate Sweden

Crunchy apples are best

They have no such weaknesses

Rick and morty version

In Victorian England people used to have mummy parties where they unwrap mummies, drink the sarcophagus water, and even grind up parts of the mummy for "medicine"

Hand them both the gold medals. They deserve it.

shaggy, this isn't weed

It is fun to play though

Nicely done by a smart librarian… Read book title from Top Left

pence