Dad jokes until your dying breath

Ah shit , here we go again.

No means no!

great things come at a greater cost.

I was debating with some people last night and one of the dudes made this. So i decided to share it

christ on a cracker

Eastern front from Kursk onwards be like:

Battle of opinions

Hello nuclear war my friend

We all have, Germany... we all have...

WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT?!

Neil Armstrong takes the first picture from the surface of Halo

That's what happens when the whole country is running on meth

I knocked over my clock with a pillow and it is is calling me names

Oopsy daisy

Safety First - You can try this at home

I crafted this myself

James Gunn's "The Cat in the Hat"

Normies am I right

Spain. Without the S.

The Netflix ATLA adaptation is going to suck

IRL condition

Can't wait to see this comment section.

20th Century psychological experiments starter pack

my daddy

brits

My wife recently booked us a pirate room to celebrate our anniversary…let’s hear those one liners.

'Oooohhhh, babies need nutrients and clean water! Gee, ain't I embarrassed?'

Im criying

This Trilobite walked 6 inches 600 million years ago to send us all a dick pic

I will reply to every question

duno about this guys

Posting anything on twitter be like:

My cousins mom let me take him out for a day of "safe" fun. She was not amused

Script flipped!

He is also very overpowered

it was just for a joke google

Comrade, wanna play a game of hide and seek?

Too much maintenance required

Kevin Hart just posted this.

A rare photo of Pablo Escobar posing in front of the White House

It's just getting harder and harder

Rape dwarf origins

commercial vs actual meeting

fin

Mr Chaplin clearly had his eyes on a certain type of woman

go ahead try it if you haven't

I guess it ends with me huh

Sneak100

The consequence of corporate greed

If this mountain was completely covered in corpses I'd eat every corpse...

a curse

grocery store in my country don't have music

Tsar bomba have entered the chat

It don't matter if it's black or white

Photoshop's been the new god around

Distracted deity taken on another level

every night, brain why though

Self explanatory signs

Anything to get ahead in the bureaucracy

Snoop posted this

big macdonald

Guys with bad haircuts

the rising sun

and 3000

Choose one: Dragon as Maid or Saiyan as Mentor

Most anime out there

During the trans-Atlantic slave trade a lot of African slaves were traded to Europeans by other Africans.

tastes like veal

Roses are red, they smell kinda funny -

...

Cleopatra's offer to Julius Caesar

'Kowalski, grab his notes on the theory of relativity!'

How to train your Astronauts the Zambian Space Program way

France finishes the Maginot line, 1938

babys be like babys

Japanophiles

aim high pepe

Cute lovely toddler found a white ink pad and immediately turned into Saruman

Esdeath is Hitler

Enjoy my meme I made about Saber. Also Violet > Saber.

wasn’t last week march ?

Il not the only one right?

    

I wish I never saw this

Thanks bro I'm good

Very sad, anyway

For real, how??

ha!

Genes aren't always fair

mmm sogy-kat

beer-lizard

I need a good explanation.

Mods Gay Haha

Customer Satisfaction at its Peak

Apple Chad

This guy beats every Florida man in existance

I think they downloaded the wrong "cough" emoji.

'You guys are alive?! You aren't mad about the gas bombardment... right?'

Its been seven years now, my dudes