I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw what my callers might look like. Here’s James, from today, who confirmed his name in the smoothest way possible.

Sign at my local bakery

About to be a ghost town!

…

Happened to me 5 times this month already

choose your quirk

Street corners gonna be crowded

Speedrun any%

and now cats

No Ma’am

We were so close

No, mr. Biden dont drink my blood

If they knew the war would end up claiming 700,000 American lives maybe things could’ve been different

The brother is a saint

Only one rule you need to follow

'Cultural victory? Oh Nehru, you should know by now that we never go for that one'

smortn't

smart man

No literally. How did you stretch it out be 5 times the length it should have been?

how can he keep this up!?!?!?

he needs some milk

:-Ö

German without a sense of humor is like a fish without a bicycle

Cloudy

Linkedin army please don't kill me.

Boo hoo you lost some ships and sailors

The office worker Bill Jennings turns off his computer, although a Windows update is running.

The rebellion is a Nobel cause

***ing stupid

My students are always unpleasantly surprised when we get to the spread of Islam into Africa in the 7th Century A.D.

Now they will worship me

Crab

Heheh got him

Secret Agent Zuckerberg

Science Teachers Playground Duty

Or a hentai weeb

absolute lmao

I bet that was an interesting match .

I found this calculation on my home’s construction materials and I gotta say, I’m a little concerned.

Yo he matters too

That's... Why I'm here

the withered

anon is a chad

^IMMORTALITY RECEIVED

There is hope

At the end of the day, what matters is that everyone tried their best

Clones are here

What a fun childhood

With a russian-related username

Would you like fries, daddy?

tips #68

Look who's laughing now .....

What’s left?

I just cant resist it

Dragon Ball Z fans

My daughter likes to draw, I think she's quite good. She named him Spontrick

Mappa details are insane

Yet we still do it anyway

0100101010010101

I declare bankruptcy!!!

Can't draw for shit, I know robotics though!

My dearest opponent

'Alex, you're just jealous because I'm gonna be president. Yeh, I said it, I went there!'

There’s definitely gonna be a fight

You better bring boats with you when invading the Netherlands. Spain and France did not

Best actor ever

Average Soda Fan vs average holy quadrinity enjoyer

Sean Lock's obituary wishes come true in the West Australian today

'Keep it cool, Salvsdor. Let's not draw any unnecessary attention to ourselves'

She better just be on drugs

like father like son

'Well Rudolf, it's fair to say that our sessions are never boring'

Do it for Earth-chan

The Finnish High Command decides to use the loneliness of Soviet soldiers to make them question their allegiance, circa 1939

onlyfans has decided its own fate

Hajime is a chad

time for a new gig

The 4th dose

I am a cat-owner

Some *** moment

One's cute, the other isn't.

Haha hat go brrrrr

Thank you, very cool!

Band back together

get 360 no scoped nerd

I swear, this anime is a meme goldmine.

For all the dads out there.

Softcore porn LOL

Electricity looks cool

Reverse cow girl or whatever I don’t be having sex

I want to know the full story

still waiting for Cumrocket to reach Bitcoins value

Don’t blink… ***…. Wait what?!?!?!

Workforce shortage about to sort itself October 1st

This is how artificial evolution looks

Albus Pervert Wol*** Brian Dumbledoody

Too true 4 me

Dad, please.

Funny sticker I spotted earlier

John Cena after spending too much time in the sun.