Worker: *Wakes up* Janitor: "You're finally awake"

It's sad that only 10 people will understand this.

my cat doesn't let my dogs have fun

'Ah, Alice Cooper! May I just say that your musical abilities are im-peck-able'

All I heard was Charlie Brown’s teacher

WhErE wAs It?

Sometimes it takes a real man to become best girl

Thou is thy lord of casuals

National bird of Afghanistan

T I T

Dr Zeuss, mythological children's author

American Cultural Exchange

happy

There simply is no stopping it

Look Poland we’re doing something to help you… oh wait you‘re already dead

I shudder to imagine what the springs are for

Let's go

see you in 5 minutes

nobody expects the span.... Nazis!

favorite day of the week

perhaps

and the cycle continues

KERMIT FANS!... ASSEMBLE!!!!

Guess his childhood is ruined

You should get A in everything

Weeb protection increased

…

'Hey, you guys nearly made me drop my cigar! That's just rude'

the ultimate cosplayer

my teacher showed us a meme today, sadly no one laughed. i let out a fake laugh. silence. it was awkward

FRIG OFF RANDY

Hammer of the franks time

There's a fine line between Anime Fan & Fan of Anime

The part he was born to play - 1993

this is the real date of duration of the empire

I mean, you have got to admit that they really did a good job

Nice day for Stinger missiles, ain't it?

I didn't know I needed this crossover until now

This would be a very interesting breakfast. And I don't even do breakfast.

Even blankets get angry

Salary and Benefits

A REALLY old phot, in fact

yeah bwoi

Son fell asleep while playing hide and seek

Wo sind meine Kerle von ich_iel??

We will shatter your dreams

Worthless, I tell ya!

Absolute win for sure-

First swing set in Australia,

Why is God invisible?

That shit is scary

Looks like a tough choice

Except the Spanish Flu, of course

Do something mods!

Genders be like

Marvel fans these days!

It makes me strong

Ain't that the truth...

I thought I’d post my daughters lovely picture of us on bicycles here as well

Time to once again BUILD THE SUN

What a cute anime, but...

Ah the crazy crusaders…

I found this on my new English text book today?????

I guess I'll take it

Clearance

I PP the fool

“Share a meme that describes your life”. Yeaaa…..

First person to state their gender pronouns

Oolong Tea!

Ordered a pot/pan set off Amazon after recently moving. Beware super low prices on kitchenware.

Safe to say this is the final boss

My wife wanted to do her own pizza…

Any one else?

Here's a fact

Ngl heman spitting straight facts

they do it their way

For real, Scotland has one hell of a PR team

soon :)

Drincc

Pounding Senko-san > this three girl

My new doormat sets expectations correctly

I can fit a Switch in mine

Four wheels? Two wheels? Why, those just sound so impractical

Fag

Something about an archduke?

And Europe is not a single country.

Theres still stuff to do

The weak should fear the strong

Casually tears the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact

Some of us did

Today you learned something new

Parry this, you filthy casual

Me When I'm Lonely

Our Automated Future.....

My local mall may only have 4 stores and a Chinese massage parlor left, but at least we still have this bad boy

I don't blame him at all.

He forgot something

from a professional sibling haver

That's more Like It WAIFFUUUU

‎He's a merciful man