Where are my F*cking Kids ?

Nothing wrong with conke

Sports humor

The pickle biter strikes.

Curse those Spartans! I'm sure a graphic novel or epic film will give some credit to the Helots... right?

Seems familiar…

Choose but choose wisely

strange

I hope I never need to live in LA

I couldn't

Review of a Jeff Bezos bio

They really did Axum wrong.

not poo

tom green

giga stacy

Farmer’s: I don’t like money… BUT!

No Hookin!

A good place to go motorboating

They played the long game

After the degenerate art gallery was closed, the featured pieces were burned, confiscated by Nazi officials, or sold to museums at auction.

Turns out the word bonk can be horny

papi

Well real life...

I started playing Runescape again. Send help.

master of chess

a ship

Bonk was always horny

Wow, he's almost half defeated the Grox

goth gf

hard ice

I know I would!

Nigerian Civil War is cursed

austailya

It burned down most of the Hotel. The Hotel was opened in 1907 with much grandeur and was known as the most luxurious hotel in Berlin

My cat is not impressed but I am!

Der mensch ist böse

'No, we were always using it for peace! To give Pakistan a piece of our mind, at least...'

A gay couple take a picture with their adopted child

Give Us our 11 days Back !!!

Rami missed the part where that's his problem

some cheese

yeah i lost

Why the longest war in the 20th century occurred

Here you go Germany. You've been trolled too much :)

Sven! Wouldn’t it be cool if we did actually have horns on our helmets?

My professor took a moment to teach us a very important lesson today

dead

enlightenment

omega move

This is what happens after centuries of assimilation, kids. You miss out on having a sweet dragon on your flag

Oh no! She’s hot!

Adolescence is complicated

they are always here for you

Dinner time

title funny

evil?

I swear he poses for the camera sometimes

I work nights, and when my daughter was young, she used to leave brownies on the counter with cute little messages written on top for me. Since she went to college, the messages have changed a bit.

I don't know what to name it

***

omg i can't wait

Come on, man

Saw this a while ago was going through my photos and thought I should share

I have questions.

We must be..

Bee Happy Bee Healthy

I have nothing clever to say

I think my attempt at growing tomatoes turn out rather well.

Moral support

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

How Monarchs in the Middle Ages found wives, colorized

Spread the word UIS is real

Anime mom hairstyles

Never forget where you came from

I just recently remembered it

At least the country of Brazil has a good football reputation to show for it

When you prefer bigger boobs but flatter bums

my pepes are my proudest possession

breaking bad but with waifus

The timeline is a funny thing

Dolphins

Oh how very progressively hypocritical of you my good man.

THE WOLVERINE

The difficulty in life is the choice.

Pretty pricey

I always knew Tintin was going to take a dark turn in the future

On this day In 1970 Nivarna were sued for baby torture.

now kiss

Autopsy Report

Easter. 30AD

When fat shaming works

Local Wendy’s meets its end.

Purr for papa

Dream actually did something good for once

holy shit its bts

Is it wrong if I ask her out on date?

Make fantasies

'No, we didn't blow them up. They're just... in storage! But you can't seem them though'

It’s bland I know

Gandalf the pumper