My 8 year old daughter made this for me. I don't have the heart to tell her.

My Good Morning wood

Mission accomplished, let's pack it in

Looks like an absolute win

When your dad sees the shirts you’re making for your birthday party

Bobby-Pin

Stages of smoking a joint.

“This handmade doll was donated to a silent auction I'm working on.”

With power of friendship and instant noodles...

Toaster + Bath = Fun

Brendan Fraser hijinks

Modern age struggle

I cri for Tenten.

GIVE ME THE REAL STUFF

Devilman Crybaby

Barusus

We salute you soldier

My pain is greater, Patrick…

The time is come

We all must sipp

halo

Comment the name of the movie

In the immortal words of the orange man, “fake news”

First time my wife tired the piping bag..

Should have tied the knot

I will never change

Seriously tho I need answers

Men feel this meme.

What could have possibly trained this pavlovian response?

What does he know about cotton picking?

You've gone too far this time, Science.

Nintendo doesn’t like fans

pLeAsE sToP sAyInG iT

I learn more and more every day

Choosing Toad winning all

Going to the movies in a nutshell

thank

Duel

Dad is the best

DONT U ***ING DARE

The last picture of Count Dracula, taken in Central Park in 1987, seconds before he burst into flames

reading is reading

What do you think is silent?

   

Low effort reposting

It's the little moments that matter

What's there to care about? Jars only have like, two uses

This upsets me a lot

354611 Bothan spies died to bring you this information

Money can’t buy happiness

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 381 ✓

dunno why, but kissing makes me horny

This feeling

Oh fck wrong lyrics

You scrub

It's something

just a meme . ok?

Prepping a meal for my OCD wife.

Ice cream good

HUGEŁOL

who is troodoe

Damn it, am I too late?

Donald J Trump rescues victims of the 9/11 terrorist attacks in New York

Begone Financial Burden!

What is even the point of this function?

This timeline

I used to uninstall right in front of their faces

My girlfriend took our cat to her second ever vet appointment today. Needless to say, she doesn't get out much

Them DMs gonna explode.

There’s a snake in my boot.

it really is good

I wasn't a mistake.

They could at least help with rent

My cat brought me a potato. That’s so nice, not only did he bring me food he brought my cultures most revered food item: the potato. I can eat it today or drink it next week!

I can take it

Just found a British staple remover.

Photographer captured the exact moment I realized I would be bullied for the rest of Grade School.

Do you get this?

What’s wrong here…

Yep

Someone booked a hotel with my email address. Gotta message the hotel about his pillow fear.

Blue's Clues coming in after 2020

that's just empiracly possible

Now that is a mild curry

While I was appalled someone gave the novel To Kill a Mockingbird one star, they do have a point

Top is Duck Dynasty... bottom is Tiger King

I'll Say Konichiwa To That.

We don’t have long left to make a change, but we still have time

Ouch lol

Mine didn’t turn out too well

a toast for even more interesting times

It gotta have a hole right?

Counterfeited and homoerotic

Wisdom about serial killers

German vocabulary be like . .

Who jacks off to cartoon girls now huh?

Idk how that happen

do you also have a game pc?

Yeah i know I'm a bit late

I disappoint him