She turned and looked at me, then said "The same thing we do every night Pinky"

This really resonates with me

| | Babahaha.

They got rid of the Indian but kept the land

After 72 days in the NICU, we brought my son home. Two jokes later, he wished he was back in.

Walt Disney Spots a Jewish Couple at Disneyland

:^)

The Best Buds

either he’s rotting in a forest or a grave and if it’s the second one, good on him

Quit playin games TB, I can’t handle it anymore

Oh no.. sorry

Well I’ll be damed…

So wholesome✨

Formally he got enthroned in 1950 but he still beats her

This is cursed

Ain't nobody protesting the firemen

Mozart died at 35; Voltaire was 83.

And now you do what they told ya

What has he done……

Dammit, Marilyn! Not in front of the Democratic Party!

Criminal goals

Aquaman quit his job and open car repair shop

Safe to say that my country has either the best or worst taste in acronyms.

To the wire…

Virgin Roman Empire vs Chad Caliphate

Zero too

I'm sorry to say but its true

What we do for a 5 star uber review

Facts or nah?

yes

I don't think they will

Dodging the ceiling fan every afternoon

It's pretty easy actually.

Just a boy visiting their friend at the hospital

He just couldn’t resist could he?

I'm Sure There's a Rational Explanation Here

Oh, I wouldn't say freed. More like, under new management

Yay fall!!

'Hey there, Jojo. Tell me, have you ever driven a Panzer before?'

One of the women on the JURY ended up falling in love with him too.

Colored hair is needed

Take my soul to the place of the eternal.... fun?

The quote says Cobain, but all I see is David Spade

This Is Why I Hate Ads

Lying cow is lying

GREG...GET OUT!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Short Arm Problems - Ink Drawings

pov you're cringe bro

M'Dudes. M'Captains. M'Kings

Free market

Title

#SigmaLifeHack

OH BOY!!!!!!

You got a match

No comment. not even the first one

Bruh

Also my dog died even before I was born

Godspeed, space kitty!

Sweet memories

The Korean War was the first and the last time the UN had any balls

Just a stroll

Trust me guys it becomes peak fiction at episode 992

Happy Fall!

Peace was never an option

Epic Raping

I made the same mistake when I was younger

Who is she and why is she everywhere

i dont know how this started

Worth

I'd rather burn to death

Driving on footpath

Emoji-phobia

Won’t ever

First ever Bible Belt gay couple coming out, 2012

Deep

I got rejected the 4th time by my crush, well now I have to change the side

Does Parodying horrifically long LN Titles count as a meme?

Dad jokes pending…

Rate my setup

a nice 16 hour nap brehs

Date: 23 September 2021, Next date: 23 September 2026. I'll be back. Write anything you like for you future self or anything you wanna read 5 years later.

DANIEL!

I hate when someone takes picture of me

Uhm, what now

64 kbit/s downloaders will remember

Good question

An invalid argument

I hate guinea pigs and hamsters

I’m ashamed of my own generation

This is why we haven’t colonized any other planets

Two of my favorite shows ended this week

Nah

If I was a technical support guy

Not efficient enough

Yeah… I don’t want to pet him

Absolute stupidity.

Kek

Chika Is Hisoka Confirmed

This is getting annoying.

When a gamer passes a woman: