literally true

   

Fax

I sexually identify as Danish

Ran out of batteries for my wireless mouse

I'll never be the same...

Um, George? Are you OK? Your mouth has appeared to have expanded beyond what is humanly possible

   

What!! Privacy? Never!

I could cook omelets inside mine

That's one hot wood chipper

That'd be cool

Mask up fellas

you got plenty off stuff to explain nasa

Why Roman Empire > British Empire

As a member of the community, I can confirm

We have been fed a lie

Best trade in history

WTF???? PROS???????

you're gonna die bro

This is what everyone man needs...

   

   

*** media

biology guys, Is it funny?

The Eyes Have It!

don't forget to mention the artist

He’s out of line but he’s right

Thank you, Kurzegeaggzgtsadwatd

Looking for pepper spray on Amazon and found this review. Happy to hear it’s a quality product.

just suffering

Context: girl hugging her lover on a boat having alone time together

Can u guess?

Alberrrrtttttttt!!!!!

Mary Shelley begins planning for the novel Frankenstein

One of the Best Voice Actor of All Time

What did we do wrong to get such punishment ?

Right now, I don't care about my identity.

Skeletor is filled with facts

Homie down cataclysmic

you have a potencial.

I am scared of them

No point waffling on; it's time for Belgian independence!

Controversial only in America

The Best Employee

Its so infuriating.

Just shut it, kid

Mario time

I can’t believe there are people who say this

The London Beer Flood occurred when a wooden vat of alcohol burst in London. It released 150,000 to 390,000 gallons of beer onto the streets, and eight people died as a result

I just want to watch a movie.

I just wanna stay homw

Really, just don’t

The tres espada waifu

I can't believe a horse drew this

SEKAI ICHI

Always use a professional groomer

hyphens are underrated

Wait your serious?

Clown Fish - Ink Drawing

We're gonna die

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 388 ✓

are people no more interested in booba

Julius Caesar gets backstabbed by Marcus Junius Brutus. 44 BC colorized

See you, space cowboy

Why am i so addicted to this one ice cream

Plot twist: There are no non-alcoholics at this bar.

I saw this at my massage therapist's bathroom. Should I be worried?

Stop mystify a none-mystery.

USA x UK

Re-watching Varsity Blues...What are those jeans?

Honour vs modern weapons, lol

My first meme please laugh

Big uh oh

The squirrel uprising has begun! ✊

Gib equality wen

Where bob vagine

Turn every light off

Kneel before him

They certainly didn't call it the "Night of the Long Knives" for nothing.

MCU fans

UwU

Sorry JFK, but you should have stuck to journalism.

just a coincidence

You know what some mustache man already know

Disney is lit again

I might be able to get into it...

yes

Tobacco industries hate her.

Affirmative action

different plane, same seats?

Chikchikchikchik Chikchikchikchik Chikchikchikchik

   

I saw this lovely chap on the metro to work.

Sure, go ahead

   

SLAY…..SAYLER

Snort

Painter, Adolf Hitler gets accepted into the Vienna Academy of Fine Arts

I will incorporate this into my nightly schedule