UwU

Sorry JFK, but you should have stuck to journalism.

just a coincidence

You know what some mustache man already know

Disney is lit again

I might be able to get into it...

yes

Tobacco industries hate her.

Affirmative action

different plane, same seats?

Chikchikchikchik Chikchikchikchik Chikchikchikchik

   

I saw this lovely chap on the metro to work.

Sure, go ahead

   

SLAY…..SAYLER

Snort

Painter, Adolf Hitler gets accepted into the Vienna Academy of Fine Arts

I will incorporate this into my nightly schedule

i thought this was gonna be the bros bonding trip

   

Is this dank meme?

For the IT nerds...

idk, ask my mom

Berlinistan

The elements betray you, because they serve me!

Autismus Prime

Going to become a normie again

They traumatized me.

Welp I am done

It hurts It hurts

Its so true though

Choose one: Pink-haired boyfriend or Blonde-haired Vampire?

Why are we still here, just to suffer

I wonder how they came up with this idea.

Tasty mommy milkers

Communism my ass

I’d clap too if I were them

What a cute puppy, surely nothing bad happens to it

Spirituality, meet atheism.

Certified Bruh moment for Wikipedia.

In other words, Robert Evans.

Little did they know, it wasn’t just a normal cactus

because that's what heroes do

What the hell is this?! It looks like friking streets!

poor anon

The BEST in the world

Scoulder and Mulscy

Big sad ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

It's a real shame that the product is toxic...

easy there woman!

Tell me your battery percentage

confused Deckard

Why you never put design to a vote. I present... my high school senior t-shirt. Blue Valley High School Tigers.

Canada, eh

"Bands these days would never have made it back in my day"

Did not even notice

Ok now we get serious

She turned and looked at me, then said "The same thing we do every night Pinky"

This really resonates with me

| | Babahaha.

They got rid of the Indian but kept the land

After 72 days in the NICU, we brought my son home. Two jokes later, he wished he was back in.

Walt Disney Spots a Jewish Couple at Disneyland

:^)

The Best Buds

either he’s rotting in a forest or a grave and if it’s the second one, good on him

Quit playin games TB, I can’t handle it anymore

Oh no.. sorry

Well I’ll be damed…

So wholesome✨

Formally he got enthroned in 1950 but he still beats her

This is cursed

Ain't nobody protesting the firemen

Mozart died at 35; Voltaire was 83.

And now you do what they told ya

What has he done……

Dammit, Marilyn! Not in front of the Democratic Party!

Criminal goals

Aquaman quit his job and open car repair shop

Safe to say that my country has either the best or worst taste in acronyms.

To the wire…

Virgin Roman Empire vs Chad Caliphate

Zero too

I'm sorry to say but its true

What we do for a 5 star uber review

Facts or nah?

yes

I don't think they will

Dodging the ceiling fan every afternoon

It's pretty easy actually.

Just a boy visiting their friend at the hospital

He just couldn’t resist could he?

I'm Sure There's a Rational Explanation Here

Oh, I wouldn't say freed. More like, under new management

Yay fall!!

'Hey there, Jojo. Tell me, have you ever driven a Panzer before?'

One of the women on the JURY ended up falling in love with him too.

Colored hair is needed

Take my soul to the place of the eternal.... fun?