Choose one: Pink-haired boyfriend or Blonde-haired Vampire?

Why are we still here, just to suffer

I wonder how they came up with this idea.

Tasty mommy milkers

Communism my ass

I’d clap too if I were them

What a cute puppy, surely nothing bad happens to it

Spirituality, meet atheism.

Certified Bruh moment for Wikipedia.

In other words, Robert Evans.

Little did they know, it wasn’t just a normal cactus

because that's what heroes do

What the hell is this?! It looks like friking streets!

poor anon

The BEST in the world

Scoulder and Mulscy

Big sad ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

It's a real shame that the product is toxic...

easy there woman!

Tell me your battery percentage

confused Deckard

Why you never put design to a vote. I present... my high school senior t-shirt. Blue Valley High School Tigers.

Canada, eh

"Bands these days would never have made it back in my day"

Did not even notice

Ok now we get serious

She turned and looked at me, then said "The same thing we do every night Pinky"

This really resonates with me

| | Babahaha.

They got rid of the Indian but kept the land

After 72 days in the NICU, we brought my son home. Two jokes later, he wished he was back in.

Walt Disney Spots a Jewish Couple at Disneyland

:^)

The Best Buds

either he’s rotting in a forest or a grave and if it’s the second one, good on him

Quit playin games TB, I can’t handle it anymore

Oh no.. sorry

Well I’ll be damed…

So wholesome✨

Formally he got enthroned in 1950 but he still beats her

This is cursed

Ain't nobody protesting the firemen

Mozart died at 35; Voltaire was 83.

And now you do what they told ya

What has he done……

Dammit, Marilyn! Not in front of the Democratic Party!

Criminal goals

Aquaman quit his job and open car repair shop

Safe to say that my country has either the best or worst taste in acronyms.

To the wire…

Virgin Roman Empire vs Chad Caliphate

Zero too

I'm sorry to say but its true

What we do for a 5 star uber review

Facts or nah?

yes

I don't think they will

Dodging the ceiling fan every afternoon

It's pretty easy actually.

Just a boy visiting their friend at the hospital

He just couldn’t resist could he?

I'm Sure There's a Rational Explanation Here

Oh, I wouldn't say freed. More like, under new management

Yay fall!!

'Hey there, Jojo. Tell me, have you ever driven a Panzer before?'

One of the women on the JURY ended up falling in love with him too.

Colored hair is needed

Take my soul to the place of the eternal.... fun?

The quote says Cobain, but all I see is David Spade

This Is Why I Hate Ads

Lying cow is lying

GREG...GET OUT!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Short Arm Problems - Ink Drawings

pov you're cringe bro

M'Dudes. M'Captains. M'Kings

Free market

Title

#SigmaLifeHack

OH BOY!!!!!!

You got a match

No comment. not even the first one

Bruh

Also my dog died even before I was born

Godspeed, space kitty!

Sweet memories

The Korean War was the first and the last time the UN had any balls

Just a stroll

Trust me guys it becomes peak fiction at episode 992

Happy Fall!

Peace was never an option

Epic Raping

I made the same mistake when I was younger

Who is she and why is she everywhere

i dont know how this started

Worth

I'd rather burn to death

Driving on footpath

Emoji-phobia

Won’t ever

First ever Bible Belt gay couple coming out, 2012