Greek Fire was an incendiary substance developed by the Byzantine Empire around 666 AD. It would mainly be used in naval battles, and would be sprayed from a nozzle onto nearby enemy ships
Had a very weird set of instructions from a dream that woke me up laughing. So made this.
I live in Spain, but the Spain is silent since I live in Switzerland
It is YOU who is missing out.
My wife: Who’s Dr. Thvdr?
Because I'm ...
whip the nay nay and cry
The tractor left him a John Deere letter
We aren’t paying you right?
So much contemplation
Sooo.... much...to take in
Thank you for coming to my Skeleted Talk.
How to trick God
Almost 3 years on and I still struggle every day
Don't mess with the pistol !
Rowley doesn't deserve All that shit
Um they tasted like a gummy candy?
A Chinese man smiles at the camera as he is being beheaded by a Japanese officer with a katana - 1937
It is acceptable
It's like the pet dad never wanted but ended up falling in love with.
Whatever it cost we need to save our earth
His faith is unwavering
Hence the name Children’s Crusade
I don’t like this anymore
Old but always funny
We all knew the one kid at school with them
Presidents dealing with defectors
Nothing better deserved
Can someone tell me what comes out when you jerk off?
You guys are missing out
NASA be outta pocket sometimes
Confused boner time
I posses a vast wisdom
Or it gets the hose again.
Seriously tho, Niko did it to himself...
90's kids, rise for your national anthem
During the American Civil War the Union made a parody of the Confederate song "dixie" the Confederacy responded by making a parody of the union song "battle cry of freedom"
H.P Lovecraft would have not survived today
I am not going to give you a decent meme
Free the nipple?
Running Low - Ink Drawing
What’s with politicians and extramarital affairs?
Wish it were that easy
Now thats some stuff
RainWorld is pain
the reason why studying ancient rome is hard
That time when oxygen nearly wiped out all life on earth
This language is IT.
This is not a joke. Please help.
My grandparents exploring the pyramids in Egypt
Scientists in the 1600s would publish their working theories as anagrams so that they could prove that they came up with them first before they had the evidence to publish them fully.
Samuel Elf Jackson
Shit that hurts
I saved this little squirrel but my cat wasn’t very pleased…
How old you were when you heard a bout this show? I was 8
Could I please have a word with those who claim 'size matters'?
My sister is my cousin and my cousin is my sister
World? No thanks, "Known World" will do just fine...
"Do you shit your pants?" "No." "You will."
I don't know what Chaplin did and at this point I'm to afraid to ask
Mine is O
The thieves! The thieves!
They didn't see that coming
Shawty got a fatty
I love big shrooms, I cannot lie
I'm living in a fantasy
Still happens today to a lesser extent
The Narodnik movement of 19th century Russia
Facts!! I need disturbing fact
dont get mad...
This has so much "sbeve" vibes to it
Mississippi, Alabama and Georgia look like Homer, Bart and Grandpa Simpson.
I sexually identify as Danish
Ran out of batteries for my wireless mouse
I'll never be the same...
Um, George? Are you OK? Your mouth has appeared to have expanded beyond what is humanly possible
What!! Privacy? Never!
I could cook omelets inside mine
That's one hot wood chipper
That'd be cool
Mask up fellas
you got plenty off stuff to explain nasa
Why Roman Empire > British Empire
As a member of the community, I can confirm
We have been fed a lie
Best trade in history
you're gonna die bro