Manager: let’s put up $100 signing bonus on both sides

Wilhelm was obviously sick and tired of Art Nouveau

I turned 30 on Thursday and this is how my best friend showed up to my house

Be like classy Pooh

Make The Right Choice Bois

Casually listens to Slipknot's Dragon Maid

Please tell me what battle this was from I forgot

It's starting to piss me off

When ????!!!!

You're not my dad. I'm literally in a tank and you're not

19th century starving convicts, arriving in the land of beaches and BBQ

I don’t need sleep. I need answers!

Inarguably the finest Admiral of the high Middle Ages.

Dave Chappelle = Giga Chad

Suddenly not hungry…

Paraguay Sigma Mindset

"Today's my lucky day!"

Urban Legend

Napoleon Really Wrecked Europe

a mood

Unpopular historical thesis: British foreign policy was one of the reasons that led to WW1.

6 College bros and one brain cell between all of us

A piano I spotted in a river on my run this morning. It has not rained a lot lately, and it appeared here in the last 48 hours.

The man really knew what was going on

The Romans could have been a bit more inventive with how they named things sometimes

Pinnacle of laziness

Found this at a thrift shop earlier

'But Skipper, I don't want to be boiled to make oil for lamps!'

Those Mother***ers

Nobody will even notice

An industrial complex the likes of which Europe had to wait for over a millennium to see again

stop quoting voltaire

The doctor walked in as we were taking this and scolded me for not taking my vasectomy more seriously.

I'm pretty sure thats how it went down.

černá hora

“from the creators of death note”

That's a true homie

aboriginals have the oldest living cultures yet nearly had it wiped out in the 300 years since the brits arrived

Just the way you are

Samuel L. Jackson, Traffic Engineer

Men Working ..... Except John

My neighbour’s Halloween decor had me rolling

I must admit, I would've done the same

It how it be

Banned Game

wisdom

Technically correct the best type of correct

A great and heroic figure that some times arise to vindicate the honor of the human species

No___

The irony…

The Jonestown Massacre,

It's great! Unless you're a woman, or a slave, or your bloodline didn't start there

My wife has been out of town for two days, so I sent her this:

Just because the sign says so…..

Somewhere out there in the Multiverse..

RIP to man's earliest daredevils

The secret of my success…

This feeling is real

Strawberry Milk Superiority

First Day of Woodstock '69

Reject dinosaur, return to whatever the fuᴄk that is

'Yes, those jewels are rather impressive. Tell me, have you ever heard of the term 'finders keepers'?'

Audacity at its finest

Pregnancy books nowadays are something else!

Wonder what the Pope thought about Martin Luther.

WEEEEEEEEEEEE

For you, anything

No gravity in space

I'm not being sarcastic

With pleasure

Androidpilled

Ultimatum

We must stop this madness

Just a cat thing…

It's all about choices

If you don't know, it's about

Sultan Mehmed III vs Pablo

Joke's on him, I'm into that shiet

Stumbled into the wrong side of the Macy’s.

A warm sunny Sunday

Man you gotta love facebook marketplace

Mmmm monkey

Oh, and he did it twice

I might need two of them

At least we can agree here

GUY DESTROYS PLANET WITH FAKE MOON

Early life

We have to be an alien TV reality show.

WTF? That mammal is laying an egg!

Utterly butterly

The United States of America,

That's too many plastic

Level ten trolling

To be fair to Harold, I would not have expected William to pull such a manoeuvre

An ingenious method

monke

escalate

Woops

I'd buy her

Generally isekai.