just tell us

based dad

Really honestly thought

we already know

:DDDD

dick head

Don’t forget to keep your dick clean.

let's hold a second of silence for that dude

I'm done with this fleeting pain.

this is the future liberals want

Arnold the Slug

Carol is a mystery

Bye

Something doesn't feel right

Not sure if she giving me signals or...

what are you good at?

Hamborghini

Going fishing tomorrow, rate my setup

They’re doing it without me :(

Who is your favorite villain?

Give it your best

At Comic Con, my 5 y/o was terrified to take pictures with Ghostbusters, yet ran up to these fine folks and asked for pictures. He explained it was because they were “on his side.”

Sometimes I make "vroom vroom" noises when driving

Queen humor = Best humor

Wholesome Doggo is back

Blood of a Virgin.

Doctor visit takes a dark turn

Saved

Imagine not having a word for it

@ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌

Need For Seed Ovarian Pursuit

I ain't gonna argue with them.

i miss tupac

We do a little bit of mischief

Just noticed it now

Dinosaur handler with one of the dinosaurs during the shooting of Jurassic Park

What should it be called?

weeb be like…

A change of oppresors

Have a good night

It was a complicated relationship

This is turning out different from how we imagined it

i might get One too

Damn right sad.

I was trying to download and watch Fate but got sooo confused, I gave up.

no bonks!

You can also use a plunger

You can swap Germany and Japan as you see fit, but search up unit 731

And the story continues

Send help please

Sad story there

Where would you put your cat on the political compass?

I wish I had shitposted more

Mmm... tasty beaver

Hans you have to try zis choclate

That applies to me at least

Just call me John Wick

Kaaaaarrrrrrrrlllllll

Delicious honeycomb - OG candy even the Australopithecus could enjoy

After 700 years...we'll call it a draw

Doesn't feel so good when it's you losing something, does it?

R.I.P. Pikachu

"Seig heil to you too, Earthling"

Laughing in Vietnamese

He has us in the first half...

How to know it’s not you’re day

Stalin has no chill

Spoilers

They're called horsemen because they eat horses

Ah yes, the good ol' Britain

Crazy how a Baltic country switches up on a person

"Iceberg? Tell me now, mein Freund, aren’t you Jewish by any chance?"

There must always be two

-69,000,000 social credit

“ But now it’s bad for me whoooo”

Stalin: Surprised Pikachu face

stepstepstepstep

are we bros?

First Tacos, now WhiteBones too.

hate it when it happens

yes

did you guys really fall for the exponential growth bs?

based

   

iron maiden irl

Horny creatures

   

yep

They have long since surpassed us.

guys its easy, just don't life

we'll bang, ok?

I often forget what Mike is supposed to look like

:^)

-50 int

only if the vice president is some cold hearted psychotic b*tch

anon wants gta3

Mmmh monke

I swore them off after Cars 2

ideas

Emu moment