Cuddle Fish

Smells like broken hearts….And sandalwood.

I've been doing it wrong!!!

Covid rate drops to 0

Candy Stash

wisdom

Hentai mangaka Supremacy

this is just beautiful

Took my daughter to work. She found this mask in a prop drawer. Not much work was done that day.

Bottles scary.

Oh wow

I did the math

The moment Donald Trump becomes a Republican

My time to shine

3 Million Subscribers!!!

A Part Of History

Big brain pun…sensory edition.

Those who don't know is more happy

Oops, I baked a Rameses

I like his mustache

Thank you for catching me @brainyrs ;)

:-(

It is your choice

How empty do you think box is?

Smartest Man i have ever seen

Should it be allowed on the sub?

Guess wich one

You will grow big and strong as your neighbor

'Hold on a second... is it bring your dagger to work day? Man, why did no one tell me?'

The Worst Mario Game

My childhood was ruined when I found out what Tutankhamun really looked like.

My steak pie came out Canadian

Lumpy boi

Knife day huh?

The ultimate loophole.

18 is the ***ing GOAT

Oh no, my child has toothache! Better give them some cocaine.

So how do you pick up girls?

Carol

They had a powerful imagination I suppose

This is the same SOB responsible for Mexico losing half his territory

There can only e one right answer

The French really hate each other huh

HE LOVES IT!

Hopefully noone does this.

You know what? *** it *draws a meme with a stylized Napoleon*

Lo-fi Roman girl

The craziest part is obviously how Toblerone bars are shaped like triangles

Look how the tables have turned

Emilia-Clarke-Feet-2133013.jpg

who controls the spice controls the universe

The show is shit now

he is a gangsta

Sunday Funday 3

The golden era of politics

Elon musk tings

Does mythology count?

My kids inherited my childhood toys, and only my daughter wants to play with “dolls”. Action Man is now loving the sweet life

You gotta Die Hard

…

Ket me hear your rees

   

Employer of the Year!

it's on fresh

An Apple a day keeps the doctor away especially if you're using compressed air.

she's cute don't eat her

Lost 2 spoons today

:-)

   

Georgia vs Georgia

He let the team down

What are you doing in my sewer?!

John Xina very happy

North Koreans' reaction to k-pop band Red Velvet's performance

It's true

Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton performing their song "Islands In the Stream"

My dog needed to get prepped for surgery tomorrow and I couldn’t resist.

We are Instagrammers.

I'm definitely not an 18 yo virgin

   

Vin can't afford diesel

'H' is not a vowel. Fight me.

“How dare you stand up for yourself”

I knew something was off

I miss the fancy dinners from my vacation in Europe

Does anyone disagree?

puts down drink..

Hey look ma

Why am i here just to suffer

Very weird but ok

    :(

chad

   

A few years ago a buddy and i had 300 pens made that said this. Gave them away everywhere. We still find them now and again.

Crack open a cold case

I’m still here…I’m still here

i bet the throat game goes crazy

TigerDog

You don't always have to draw lines.

You're doing good.