who controls the spice controls the universe

The show is shit now

he is a gangsta

Sunday Funday 3

The golden era of politics

Elon musk tings

Does mythology count?

My kids inherited my childhood toys, and only my daughter wants to play with “dolls”. Action Man is now loving the sweet life

You gotta Die Hard

…

Ket me hear your rees

   

Employer of the Year!

it's on fresh

An Apple a day keeps the doctor away especially if you're using compressed air.

she's cute don't eat her

Lost 2 spoons today

:-)

   

Georgia vs Georgia

He let the team down

What are you doing in my sewer?!

John Xina very happy

North Koreans' reaction to k-pop band Red Velvet's performance

It's true

Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton performing their song "Islands In the Stream"

My dog needed to get prepped for surgery tomorrow and I couldn’t resist.

We are Instagrammers.

I'm definitely not an 18 yo virgin

   

Vin can't afford diesel

'H' is not a vowel. Fight me.

“How dare you stand up for yourself”

I knew something was off

I miss the fancy dinners from my vacation in Europe

Does anyone disagree?

puts down drink..

Hey look ma

Why am i here just to suffer

Very weird but ok

    :(

chad

   

A few years ago a buddy and i had 300 pens made that said this. Gave them away everywhere. We still find them now and again.

Crack open a cold case

I’m still here…I’m still here

i bet the throat game goes crazy

TigerDog

You don't always have to draw lines.

You're doing good.

Proven in mandolarian

North Korean Supermarket,

Phone on do not disturb while practicing self care.

Subtle

Haha silly old people

Current year gaming

Mars attacks!

Meowth, that's right!

This is why I'm a firm practitioner of Geophagia

I swear he was just a friend

People who start with AOT

More jobs than a porno flick

it’s you vs this man and there’s no contest

Core memory unlocked

Looking at you Alsace

10/10 would smash

One of YouTube’s greatest videos

based

I think I'm making a splash in my neighborhood.

My man, my man

My little brother and I made: The Pie of Sauron

The swiss guard is not to be messed with

British Tourists at the White House, taking in the local sites

nice

Found at my local "mall sword store"

Some Volcanology history for the masses.

Usually writing in dirt on the back of vans isn’t that funny, but this did make me laugh.

stop immediately

Makes it easier to thrust you know

it indeed do be like dat indeed

I’m probably gonna jinx it now

Answer him

Electric vehicles have come a long way

Google trends when Squid game is released

My Bois

Iran before the Islamic Revolution

I'm sure they will appreciate me caring for their health

US never disappoints

i----

scared

Excited for that movie

*Sad mumbling noises in Italian

I’m still giving it the green light

There are no good nazis

Forgotten 'sheet'

based

GeOgRaPhY iS hARd

Barely any gasoline

It’s a simple request

It is dangerous to fight it alone sir.