Pussy is temporary, drip is forever

Is it too early to make these jokes?

Try it with a friend!

Pro Fortnite players will now be making our McChickens

Not sure if I'd be standing around taking photos

 pc

First post here

Every 90's Nissan ever...

Builders

Society.

Look how happy he is after Pakistan beat India

edgy

The only type of music I listen to

Jews couldn’t catch a break in history

Saw this sign in a movie theatre restroom

Happy for him.

Today I paid 1.67€ per liter

How it should go

I’ve nicknamed my neighbors cat “Wilson”

Something I made years ago that popped up on my memories, today. Always gives me a chuckle.

Behold a M A N

Not as useless as you’d think

My keyboard knows something I don't

This truck in Maine

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 417 ✓

Perplexing

Saw this question recently and thought of her

I’m not sorry

He’ll be waiting for a while…

How lazy are you

am i wrong...

Metro 2014

I went looking for silver and i stole gold

The system has been defeated...

I didn't fight for this

The confusion is real

What happens if I put my dick in it tho

You're gonna carry that weight.

Let the anime celebration begin!

Willy Wonka's Dark Origin

Same name, different trophies…

Can't believe it took me so long to realize this

Simple yet effective

Oh Christianity

Looks like I picked the wrong week to join the dark side.

Bread *thumbs up*

This puts a smile to my face

How is this not the best life pro tip to come out of ancient history?

spooky cats for spooky month

Oh no ;

Rejection will be punished

I really love vanilla

kek

sequel

USSR censoring pluto on the left versus today after the Soviet Unions collapse

Squid Rangers

You think opium's addictive? Try imperialism

Viral Knows What I'm Doing

Plot Twist, He Preferred Her Gorilla Form

English changes every 2 seconds

   

Not necessarily accurate but funny all the same.

♫ Cause bustin' makes me feel good ♫

A pleasant feeling...

what reward

Same vibes

Bing chilling

Virtual reality isn't what our forefather expected

volumes of evidence

Pick wiseley

About those sad scenes with dogs dying.

Loneliness mode on

US Army squid games

It is definitely a clever use of ... everything.

Italians please

When you need a slotted spoon because the pot is boiling over…

Berries and cream

Our STD

It's that ez.

Found these at the Acme

Don't upvote if you add milk to your tea

I didn’t expect this

defend yourself bois.

I Know What's Good

Komi is packin

ah yes…..friends

Ott

If someone grabs the kid are they a kidnapper or a purse snatcher?

Be careful this Halloween! Myers is on the loose!

Here!

two cavemen

At least there’s one place.

Wondering how the waffle gets it's pumpkin shape

cruel injustice

Benny Boo

This shower at an airbnb

Sneaky Tadano-kun

My dad had a small reaction after his root canal today.

City posted this photo

Stonks go brrrrr