How to Make this Sub Cry

You can't deny this

The Speed Camera Is Getting In The Halloween Spirit

It’s short for Barftholomew…

My wife said "I'm going as Belle, get the matching costume." I didn't understand the assignment.

Spreading democracy throughout Latin America, one crate of bananas at a time

harem protagonists

Literally Hitler

We dressed as an early 90s family - how did we do?

Do I dare to say..based!

These are the real kind strangers

Yea it sucks

I wish I was more likeable so people would recognise my suggestions.

My neighbors Halloween decorations

Marie Curie at a local French diner days before dying to undiagnosed Radiation Sickness.

Was on Crutches Last Halloween & Went as Nancy Kerrigan - This Year Obviously Had to be Tonya Harding

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

She just... frustrates me.

They were just trying to help!

Germans have figured out how to be really chill about this stuff.

who doesn't

what a gift

Some people are good at editing.

haha tank numbers go brrr

:-)

Remember to give your grandma hugs kings

It seems like a joke but it is an anecdote

Classic

Bruh chains be like

Is that Guy Fawkes in a Snickers bar? Man, these Catholics are dedicated to the cause

The first sapient AI will be found in a Dwarf Fortress mod

Mussolini had a little weenie

Hoho so you think you can do it??

Like... who cares?

One of the bravest actions I've ever heard of.

Go wheat boy go

I don't get why I would choose not to have sexy.

Dat was scawy

My friend tried to make eyeball cookies...

Sachi the Witch

I dressed up as Quailman from Doug for Halloween.

As an American, this is the only way to be.

Trick or Treating ain't all that

Good luck brothers

Just some stuff to make you lose faith in humanity

Offbrand Meme

Is it coming. Have a last one.

Our dentist passes out candy cigs and root beer for Halloween.

Halloween Kills

Be SAFE and Happy Halloween!!

Sherman was one of the most Based generals ever and the OG TF2 Pyro main

Steve Buscemi as his "How do you do, fellow kids?" character from 30 Rock for Halloween

The joy of being a kid. Got a full size candy bar and you would have thought my daughter wont the lottery. Pure elation.

King of the idiots

In the drive thru today.

WTF is wrong with this stupid god damned machine!!!!

My local Burger King the other night

Cleverly crafted weenies for Halloween.

Still holds a special place

Absolute power corrupts absolutely, but not Cincinnatus

A Halloween display my step-dad constructed for this evening.

I think I done screwed up

Wrong classroom, Akko

During the American Civil War, about 50,000 british volunteers sailed from Britain to join the Union Gang and kick traitor ass

He won at halloween

Alright we're brothers now..

Which is your Fav

This is what I see every time I see Pete Davidson

I can't remember all these new people.

I have my father's weakness.

Sloth from Zootopia

My 2 Year Old Daughter Surprised Me With A Sick New Skin For My PS5!!

Not a fun fact, but it doesn’t matter

Who is that girl I see staring straight back at me?

Yeah...,because we're too shy.

Armenian genocide is a real thing

Do you love this?

I found this earlier and made an adaptation. I forgot to crop the first time so I am reposting

how the world "incel" came to be

Made this a year ago, and since spooktober's over ¯\__/¯

So long, partner :(

West USA be like

My little brother just returned from trick or treating with a "Ferrero Rocher"

Its a great pleasure, but I have fallen

The United States sends its first monkey into space

Why is it like that?

My father in Vietnam about to be tortured inside a bamboo cage, 1969.

Just put a sheet on me ffs

Who's ready to lose a few limbs and earn a whole penny?

It's OK bro/bra/bruh I would invite you

She wasn't worthy

Appeasing time

yes

china

Magical Air Jordans

Oh... right...

pit

Smh

My team said we were dressing as Dominoes…

The only acceptable way to fail NNN