A .357 should do. Any compatible gun. Preferably in the back of the head.

:^)

Cloudy with a chance of pizza

And it's going in the wrong direction...

The Zimmerman Telegram was not Germany’s best idea…

I've waited 2 years to post this.

"Missed me?"

introverse people

The sun never set on the Roman Empire

*break the window*

He is from the shop in Caerbannog

Think I need a new toaster…

real life is a try not to laugh compilation

Kilroy was here

this

:'(

When uou are laughing with your friends and this autistic guy screams an unfunny joke

Go on and choose

But it is not this day

My dog using my wife as a pillow

Nirvana, pictured shortly before their song Mr. Jones And Me rocketed them to global stardom 1991

***

The world according to Hitler

Stomkimgs

Sign it...

It's simple but it works

I can never see Kamen rider the same again

When someone says they want to have lived in the roaring '20s

Boomer meme cuz I'm old

School scam hai bc

Meme magic never disappoints.

1988 Grandpa Joe couldn't handle his crippling cocaine addiction.

first time? Not for me

They like to splash around

You know it’s a good tutorial when the voice-over sounds tired

Totally worth buying those googly eyes before the operation.

Damm you weebs

You too be blocking them?

It's all fun and games until you find the radiation symbol clover?!

blu

This meme is true because I've been to Europe a bunch of times

So close

code of duty: hero warfare

When I saw that Cowboy Bebop 2021 was bad... I was... so disappointed.

Yeah.. Okay

Alexa : "plug me and unplug me..."

What NNN does to us

"alrighty, now I just need you to wear this fedora and strike a pose. Atta boy!"

Is that John cena?

Just one way street from rock bottom lane.

Frogè.....

Prices of prostitutes with stds are higher during war so soilders could get discharged

Half off.

Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but turned it down, stating: "I am deeply moved by the offer from our State of Israel, and at once saddened and ashamed that I cannot accept it."

I'm a gaymer gurl

Please don’t kill me

srsly you guys hate him for doing an amazon ad and then buy from amazon

:o)

Chongblox

Why have we evolved this way?

They do be good at it tho

Thank you for downloading Chrome

기반

World domination incoming

Life feels like a forced labor camp

Please, can we stop spreading this nonsense?

Have fun :)

Eugene Stoner demonstrated the CAR15 for the US Army, circa 1968

Rare photo of a remote control from the 70’s

Down the pit I go

Well dang-

Old Hickory doesn’t put up with any BS

What happened recently?

Slight use of google translate for the German but still accurate

Spaceships

Active crime scene …

Go on, try me

I know Home Depot is just trying to sell freezers but it really looks like this deer is taking a dump in it.

A short summary of the Gulf War

20 seconds is way too long…

If you start hallucinating, it's venomous

Maybe I can't afford Adobe Photoshop, ever think about that?

A prosperous one it would be

My kid's first tagging.

Knights lining up to receive their meal from the king

Admittedly, I am guilty of this

Chairman Mao Executes Landlords, 1949

Long Cox Hurts

It's not a complex moral judgement, it's just that making fun of yourself is fun.

Awww snap!

Lol, seems about right.

Oh Miss Betty Crocker what have you been doing?

And y'all get NONE

A patient receives the first smallpox vaccine, 1798

Virgin moment my boiis

Bro...spoilers..

"Oh yeah we are totally a serious company with a bunch of employees!"

You are right kid

Megamind is the new Shrek.

Sci-Fi Predictions