The First Man Reports for Penis Inpection Day

A great task

We're getting a new kitchen countertop soon. Making sandwiches will be easier.

I can't be the only one who found this relatable

Hmm and who might that be?

Anime clearly makes everything better

Needless to say, the Dutch weren't the biggest fans of Charles V

brehznev

Happy 93rd Anniversary of the character that ruined public domain

This warning label is a bit aggressive

The anime is called Triage X btw.

mark give me the zucc

Patience is a virtue I do not possess

Ladida

:O 

Empowering

I wish I was joking

Yes this is definitely for my brother who definitely exists

Had to test the tag machine at work

robbers

Two of my lovely patients had an argument who was the better artist. I can’t stop laughing.

The two-panel meme template is invented

Gotta get home

tanjiro cosplay

the CSX 8888 Inccident was a time when a train was driving with no driver and one police officer legit tried to soot at it

Helpful Boys

Free bird!

bop bop bop...

Good eating

Sadness 100

The list of good Nazis is pretty short

I’d rather die than get caught

Think Mark. Think!!

If you don't hear from me ever again that's because im off to pursue my education in China

They are the toughest

"I mean this pond is so me, it's even called the pool of peace, how cute would this look for my Insta?"

It still is and always will be

To all the girls who don't care about height - You're a legend

We gonna win the war boys

An old God wonders where things went wrong

He sure did find out

No, your movie just sucked

Lord F

Anime Live adaptations

Half of us were once this person

anon is brutal to his ex

At least she’s real, I guess

Diogenes rebukes Plato at The Academy, circa 387 BCE

Winning Streak

Blades cousin: Utility Knife

You don't owe it if you don't see it

These are the kind of candidates running for office in my city.

ZIO PERA

Its all garbo

I got this idea after looking at my rubber

They were screwing the earth..

Diarrhea or something

Chinese History - Nothing wrong with modern history

A recipe for success.

we'll keep you guys updated

The test is rigged

:^)

nothing good lasts forever

Banana wars was wild

Just a normal day for them

Trials in America

How the *** does Italy have a verb for landing on the moon but not for blinking?

A .357 should do. Any compatible gun. Preferably in the back of the head.

:^)

Cloudy with a chance of pizza

And it's going in the wrong direction...

The Zimmerman Telegram was not Germany’s best idea…

I've waited 2 years to post this.

"Missed me?"

introverse people

The sun never set on the Roman Empire

*break the window*

He is from the shop in Caerbannog

Think I need a new toaster…

real life is a try not to laugh compilation

Kilroy was here

this

:'(

When uou are laughing with your friends and this autistic guy screams an unfunny joke

Go on and choose

But it is not this day

My dog using my wife as a pillow

Nirvana, pictured shortly before their song Mr. Jones And Me rocketed them to global stardom 1991

***

The world according to Hitler

Stomkimgs

Sign it...

It's simple but it works

I can never see Kamen rider the same again

When someone says they want to have lived in the roaring '20s

Boomer meme cuz I'm old

School scam hai bc

Meme magic never disappoints.

1988 Grandpa Joe couldn't handle his crippling cocaine addiction.

first time? Not for me