My wife and I bought my father a personalized gift for Christmas. The wording that came with it was not what we submitted.

This old guilt:

It's what?

If your username is "fish ***er" you got some explaining to do

very fat indeed

The best short story about decisions there ever was

I’m drunk and this is pretty weird

Lil Phone Charger

Finally some good music.

Did someone say snack?

Talking to a farmer be like

Kind of spooky

What a surprise

I'm getting downvoted into oblivion for this, but... Finland wasn't pure and innocent in ww2.

Seriously, why isn't this a thing???

rome is my future

At least I'm from the rightfully german part :'(

Happy Frida- aw..

The Roman obsession with incendiary weaponry continues on.

It’s just a letter and they took 15 years to change it?

Latte

crysis, silent hill, wc3, dmc, gta...

I thought it was a chocolate pizza..

Time for some ring toss

Iran before the mods inevitably ban this meme 1975

Stein

Looking at you Thanksgiving

Trust the science

what we lookin' like out there

What do you do now, huh?

Why are the trees moving?

Just steal what they have stolen. Problem solved?

Yummy

President on a leash.

He probably shouldn't have boinked her.

My wife fired me from baking cookies with her

Why Germany?

Meanwhile in Srilanka....

ara-ara

Young stud

anon wants milk

A shout-out to all the Homers and their dedication to oral traditions

My lord, is that... Legal?

> makes you spend hours a day finding silly pictures and posting them elsewhere

The USS William D. Porter accidently fired a live torpedo at the USS Iowa with Roosevelt on board, but rather than going to a safer place, he asked to be bring to the side of the ship so he could see

I'm an "architect"

You done f**ked up.

Sasuke wipes Tomato town

Yes name one im waiting

No cap

Any one else I missed?

He can do this all day

Meeeowwwza!

Latin America trying out communism during the Cold War be like

It's up his ass

Found on ig

Don’t *** with the Scots Guards

And if you move an inappropriate amount in class, you might even get adderall

From my workplace, boss is being witty

Queen Elizabeth II emotional after her coronation in 1953

WHAT?

poor things

Reject modernity, roll back society to medieval standards

Except when a leftist calls you "boy" or "child"

Being cringe and completely unaware is basically being based

Babe I can't sleep

Vibin

I’m Hindu…

Egg quality

based tenant

You Fear The Big Bad Wolf?

are you supposed to?

Fahrenheit 451 releases

Odin is with us

long or short zero two

boy

Are there any others?

I am just curious okay.

The clock ticks

daijobou

land

My bird leaving me

How to make a covid mask

On no, it's a COMIC!!

Is it possible to learn

anon has a job

Homerun

So is a "transfem" a boy or a girl?

eyes

Let me introduce the translator

kids wouldn't leave the house, took the wifi for a walk.

Turkey was still recovering from the last world war

French general Ferdinand Foch died in 1929, before he could know just how prophetic his words were.

Weekly Contest 134: Homer posting

slavs

They were stumped alright

The Alaska Gold Rush.

Most German soldiers were just normal dudes getting cucked by their insane government

Why is there picture of woman?

You're cool