hopeless at buying gifts

Feeling a little nostalgic.

To love, protect and care. That’s my mission.

foot

Xmas is cooming

2 more weeks... two. more. weeks.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's true

I'm not supposed to know

Idk how they managed to lose that but alright…

sir your compooter have virus

For non-Britbongs: it stole his fries

france

The rest prefers to nugget stomp

He literally took it from mah boi

Remember those times?

Chicagone

The tranny repair shop, next to the mechanic

At a local holistic healing store.

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 470 ✓

Nooo how do people today know a popular character better than a 400 year old poet!

:')

It's always sunny in Wrexham

The console looks thirsty for that juice

Du hast , Suka

cats

Okay

I want that toy!

Abbott & Costello would be proud...

Colonel Harland Sanders opening the first KFC restaurant in North Corbin, Kentucky, 1930

One step forward

comfy

Well, yes

mmfff grgh mbnm

Most anticipated cross-over

we are venom

Well

she ain't coming back bros..

It wouldn't fit well into American cardboard walls

"Cracker" is my word but you can say "cracka"

Henlo fello hooman

smol tsuns resurge

Iranian soldiers in their combat uniforms, before the Muslim Revolution

"Do I have a choice?"

Wall • Eak

Googlol

I love rearranging movie titles at the thrift store.

Good boy

for some reason...

Now we are asking the real questions

bernie

No, I’m not disabling adblock

There's history outside war category you know

Iced

I'm gonna write a book called "the insanity of a broken man".

Please, just don't...

NFT's amirite

Mmm...the titan fist!

mark solves world theft

No god pls no,no,no,NOOOOO

Life isn't the same for everyone..

what?

look out lady

few, that could have been bad

I hate the old myth of the "peaceful natives"

The less you inform yourself, the better the clickbait opinion piece will be

Listen to Daddy Bezos

This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever

its midnight rn

Yes this meme is as old as Persia

Tell em, NOW

hot + cold = room temperature

I'm a deeply closeted gay man

Never mind, I don't want to find out

This is a declaration of War...

Let's Show You REAL Cold Weather

False advertisement

cringe

To all Brits out there please don't kill me THANKS

Them who have been kicked out of lots of countries

Julius Caesar after the 16th stab

It’s better

It feels bad, really bad

Ventilation

The fable about the north wind and the sun may have been accurate

attention deficit hyperactivity disorder

at times, only the dad left

Who wants to tell her?

It's not my fault, officer, it's because Uranus lined up with mercury and ur anus

Since when has being bad at fascism become a thing to make fun of?

Violence is the answer to all questions

The only time the Fr*nch were right

Lets hope for 2022

Mericans when someone doesn't eat Double Decker Whopper Popper Miracle Whip Frank Kaptain Krunch

It's ok if they don't talk..

***

A good day to be Roman!

Plot twist: it is her real number

Almost as lame as being named after a disease

no... not him

It could be worse