Y'all be clear about what you ask to a server the next time

socrates

Spiderman: Work From Home

I'm into gymnastics

What will your name be?

I wonder if he runs the same way as the detective?

Don’t get mad Brits your queen also speak French

Your loss is a turkish profit

She: *Gestures frantically* Me: "Huh, I suppose life reallly *is* suffering"

Truly the brighest gem in the Engish crown

Dealing with workload and mental health

Every millennial

there are two types of Drunk

Heh heh I'm the genius

Those who know regret knowing

Kid got no chill

Scientist myself

I have funged them

Nothing to see here, just Timurid things.

Napoleon wasn't Italian...

Now let’s really go destroy London;

bad gratitude

Proof me wrong

Now this is big brain time...

My Brain: Stab yourself

Every time I start cleaning

All my homies pronounce it "gif"

He came back for round two

As in how his contemporary Greeks saw him.

Think of peter bodyshape

Joseph looks like he’s seen some shit

I swear none of them have actually been to a third world country.

Dashing through the No

We've hit the rock bottom

007

This guy is an ODU professor and he really said that

Why did you do this to me ?

All hail the nuggets

I hate it when she neglects me

You hate to not see it

Mom didn't raise a ***ing quitter

Jerry is an ***

Do not read this

jhon

And then the serial killer sent me to a mental hospital

deja vu

We found nothing wrong in our investigation

Just a shower-thought meme

"Droiddickass"

One day for sure

I have convinced the dream demons that I'm one of them

the memories we shared

inb4 Total Organ Failure

Tokotai moment

Yeah, basically

Thought I went colour blind for a sec

We just are simple creatures.

Average 2b4u enjoyer

After the bullshit of Vietnam and Afghanistan, Lets just hope they pay us back when the Chinese invade us

A lil self love don’t hurt nobody ig

Please don’t use the CSA for unjust south-bashing. It’s dumb and makes you look dumb

Food would attract even a sober me

alien races

Tis the season Dads!

It’s gone

I'm not Lovin it!

Where's your dedication to the craft?

Gonna visit again tomorrow!

This took awhile

I'm sure that's what it is

In 1971 Pakistan invaded Bangladesh, killed up to 3 million people especially intellectuals, destabilized the country and crippled its economy and education system for decades

My Spidey-Sense is Tingling

Today, school was optional because of a 4 hour lockdown yesterday. I came anyway, but noticed I was the only one in math class. Decided to have a little fun

My kid who’s gotten way into tagging will be receiving this in his Xmas card this year

My husband and I met in NYC in 2014. We heard a fight outside our apartment in Brooklyn one night and have repeated one line that was YELLED ever since. Here’s his Christmas gift.

Boxed up for so long

it's not hard, mate

just finished my last exam !

Vladimir Putin fishing in Iran before the Islamic Revolution

A new vision of terror.

Got bored at work, decided to meme the computers.

stones were the original NFTs

how could they not recast the abuser?

What is this "juicer" used for exactly?

Who wants Starbucks?

Dont ask how I made this

Reaching new zones

"1000 years of nothing!!!!"

Such a wonderful character.

Popcorn

Damm this guys all legs!

dark shiete

Good

*sad latino noises*

nohomo

merry 9/11

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 471 ✓

Plot twist: "Trainee" is her name

Yes, good stuff

An NYC fireman gazes on as the North Tower of the WTC is struck by a plane