i yesterday cracked eggs with one hand

Dear Diary: today I got death threats in my dms for learning a new language

SilverTalon > Tom89

he should reinvent the toilet to put his ideas in

poland x sweden ❤❤❤

I cri every

Gibraltar be like

You’re not alone out there

Have a good war!

love it

love to watch you walk away

Famine? Economic downturn? The natural result of political instability?

you can't hear me

Sincerely, an Indian

It's yours if you find it tho

I’m about to end this man’s whole career

It’s been way too long

“Hehe musket go bang” -Nobunaga, probably

Get confused

Never irl

Dirt has been defeated.

Never heard of them? Then the Kahn was successful.

Just like magic

You horny monster mf

there must be something behind that because human cant be that stupid

There is no long side

Well fellas, which one is it?

The Brazen Bull

Chef Barbosa's doing Caribbean tonight

If looks could kill

You can't resist my magic, simple beast

kek

the champ

Something feels wrong

Tatakae Tatakae Tatakae

Peepoopeepoo

red for me.......

Legendary kid

NO WEIRDOS.

Turns out my friends are racists. Here’s my *** you to them from me

I'm right.

Glad I didn't want to be like Krilin

me at school on wednesday:

This criminal is smort

Ellen DeGeneres' first public appearance after coming out 1997

A timeless leader

One of the greatest ever seen

We get it, Americans find the word offensive but why ban it all around the world?

Why are her eyes red?

Go on, pick your poison

"Well I guess so.."

And so there I sit. In awkward silence.

That really hurts

Czech mate

im dislexic

Why is the mother pouring tea into nothing?

Imagine hearing that from miles away

jeff

Not to dunk on Japan, but I will.

Don't dare disturbing Demon Deer during dark.

Mike Pence and Queen Elizabeth caught having an affair soon after becoming vice president 2016

Mmmmh liver

Corona scares me :(

POV

me.

:o)

Family Anon attends Travis Scott concert

Further evidence my wife's boss has a sense of humor. This is her Christmas card.

Its not funny anymore

It is Lions

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 473 ✓

Classics

Legit sign post

The worst pet

Shamelessly stolen from elsewhere.

Brrrrrrrrrr

What exactly were they trying to spell here?

Bird knowledge

I've always hated emojis anyways

I want garlic bread right now

nft

Citizens are really clever, how about a system where THEY are the rulers!

Not half as bad as the guy who showed his grandpa Girls and Panzer

Androids are cheap!?

IT WILL BE FUN THEY SAID

As long as we’re talking about weird juicers, what fruit is this for?

The unknown homie

While being in South America

Size matters?

Good job, library!

That was... surprisingly wholesome

Anyone Else remember stampy?

Ok four connnnnnn

Excel for advanced users

Squidward spitting facts

The memes cure my depression

Decay this!

Bob is cool

Monke on killing spree

haha kill baby Hitler