My son is getting his first glasses and my wife sends me these pics and asks which pair I like most.

Why do I fell like this is targeted at me

Krampus.

Milk, never water. I will die on this hill

result

Sending the message

I wonder if Santa accepts returns…

ngl flat Ilulu is cool imo but og still better

Intellectual Property

Who would've thought that God is a bratty school girl.

Hehe Billie Eifish

It looks fine

German troops invade France, 1940.

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Xi, please liberate the US and give us trains please elon is saying he wants to make zeppelins now

My whole life was a lie!!!!

Peel it like a grape

I am not cooming

Oh no

I kinda like those generic Isekai Anime, even though they are completly the same

The “South had better generals” bit has always been bullshit and I fell for it

Happy Solstice, again...

Peter i think

Spreading freedom since 1947

Come and claim your prize

You know they do

We did it

the healer beats differently

Local council vs graffiti artist

A buddy at work 3D printed The Rocktopus

Not mine. But absolutely spot on.

Hillary Clinton prepares to give her Presidential Concession Speech,

My friend and I belatedly got round to going to see Dune today. In the meantime our local multiplex had relegated the film to the kids' hall. Oh well, if life gives you lemons...

Knowledge is meaningless without Wisdom

setting up my monitor facing the door was the by far the worst decision I made

Small breeds vs large breeds

Merry Thiccmas

The Pakistanis won't lose to Lunchboxes , right?

Is your dad also like this?

mod posting

Plenty to go around

Even most history books don't talk about that

Btw what's yours

I choose A, but in my heart I know it's D.

I don't need the patriarchy to hate myself

The blessed irony

I'm the male version of "cat lady" I suppose

What you see

The real origin of green goblin

Don’t ever say that again

Inflation go brrrrr

THATS?!? NOOOOOOOO...........

I should have stayed in bed.

Aunt May after the Islamic Revolution - 1979

Ravemode

Buenos Dias from Italy

Ah sweet, man-made horrors beyond my comprehension

What anime is this for you?

A classic, just like the Wendy’s Double Baconator tm that she just ate

which type are you? :D

I regret experinmenting..

What a story!

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Guys,, mom found the shit condoms!

I only listen to quality music

I do not know if this is real.

Today is 21/12/21

Made this after my fish died :(

the always fall for it

agony even

unz hello

The kids aren't alright

…

What game is this for you

mfw they speak a fantasy language but it is translated as broken English

Shrek best waifu

Stop, I can't handle any more of your gamer nonsense

I'll go first: Mom, can you pass me the olive oil?

Welcome to Los pollos hermanos

Can I phone a friend?

> searches for manly looking game instead > buys Metroid

OUR OPINION MATTERS!!!

And this realistic take on life:

Look how they massacred my girl

Those SJW Christian’s trying to destroy Saturnalia

Future Queen Elizabeth working as a mechanic during WW2. Colorized

I wonder where most of the artifacts in the British Museum come from

Maybe we just have to wait till the 2090's for that 15-hour work week

Supersonic fart

I'll start: "I knew I shouldn't have finished that fast

The test where 99.9% of the population fail.

Hey Mark, send a letter to Cleo saying Papa Julie's coming to town

The Purchase of Alaska

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 474 ✓

Poland Was The Only Nation to Never Cooperate With The Nazis, Their Resistance Movement Was The Largest in Europe Yet The French Are Somehow The Face of WW2 Resistance….

Just as creative as Gregory. But let's not start with John

Africa final answer

Smart move, I did the same last year

Mark Zuckerberg's grandfather going on a date, circa 1950.

Me checking my meme's progress every few minutes