I feel bad for all the decent dudes she threw under the bus to write these songs:

Bards

:)))))))

Different standards

*** double standards, they make my blood boil

And we'll start by sawing Panama in half?

They're not finished yet

This looks like a January problem

Instagram influencers

Vive la République, *** the pseudo emperor

Don't ask me to name them

William DaHoe ?

Today is the 9th.

Et cetera

I'm a truck driver and I like to leave three seashells in the toilet stalls at truck stops.

a man in pain

How unexpected!

based

Der Kommentarenbereich ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland

Pretty sure this has happened to everyone at least once in their lifetimes

Tatakae everywhere,.

society

for real based gravity

Das kinder

Pizza App says that the food will be here soon. I live in the states...

They see me floodin’

yummy

lion

safe

not trying to ignore Tiananmen tho

   

Dark times

taller the your mom (i hope)

Isn't it ironic, don't ya think.

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The Habsburgs did indeed like to marry into other imperial/royal families

facts

I think I just discovered "Sprite" logo inspiration

haha yes

Well some interesting dream

rip

Hmm, think I'll go with the usual for today

How Pearl Harbor actually went

Explosion 100

   

Its the "Gandu" for me

Warwolf > Grond

The Founding of the Taliban at the Grand Iftā of Kandahar, 18th March 1994

We have to make those tough decisions sometimes

My god is Kakashi relatable

America soldiers being briefed on Japanese tactics. 1942

Truly we have been blessed

Albert Einstein launches his modelling career

the marvel of europe

*reads* *gets transported*

A foolproof life hack, you're welcome.

The greatest video game ending ever

Lethal Force Authorised

:'(

Cute dum dums

That's a name, by the way

Please kindly get out of my butthole

My wife did this

Vengeance makes the world go round.

We are only 302 days away!

Kindly explain

A young Daniel Radcliffe administers the very first COVID-19 test.

The post above

General Sherman destroyed over a billion dollars of infrastructure during the American Civil War

Refuses to elaborate

I've used 1.5 of these templates as a half-ass experiment, 8,000 upvotes just from those two posts

détester

I’m a monster

Female infanticide is a Wikipedia page I wish I'd never read.

there's always that one person who is keeping the other members of the team on a leash

nighty night

Finally met the guy from my maths book

makes me kinda sad

Sorry to disappoint y'all but it's most likely that Catherine the Great did not have sexual relations with her horse.

briish

I was fascinated by medieval times and wanted to become a blacksmith :)

this aged well

Mark Zuckerberg as a child .

At least Dora had it coming

Samurai masks

UPDATE: It warmed to 26 f and the pajamas are melting Matrix-style

Usually get the worse side of the war

some booze, flags, and nice game

Calculator skills

weebs

We still have 5 more minutes of domestic terrorrism to do

My grandparents went to a Home Show at the Expo Center, and apparently it's trick or treating for old people

sweet taste of death.

very difficult choice indeed..

My sisters birthday wish list. Her husband has been asking all week if he can watch football on her birthday.

Girls amarite ?

It has legs

Are we in danger??

If Spider-Man actors were gender-swapped

Dreams are well dreams...