Please kindly get out of my butthole

My wife did this

Vengeance makes the world go round.

We are only 302 days away!

Kindly explain

A young Daniel Radcliffe administers the very first COVID-19 test.

The post above

General Sherman destroyed over a billion dollars of infrastructure during the American Civil War

Refuses to elaborate

I've used 1.5 of these templates as a half-ass experiment, 8,000 upvotes just from those two posts

détester

I’m a monster

Female infanticide is a Wikipedia page I wish I'd never read.

there's always that one person who is keeping the other members of the team on a leash

nighty night

Finally met the guy from my maths book

makes me kinda sad

Sorry to disappoint y'all but it's most likely that Catherine the Great did not have sexual relations with her horse.

briish

I was fascinated by medieval times and wanted to become a blacksmith :)

this aged well

Mark Zuckerberg as a child .

At least Dora had it coming

Samurai masks

UPDATE: It warmed to 26 f and the pajamas are melting Matrix-style

Usually get the worse side of the war

some booze, flags, and nice game

Calculator skills

weebs

We still have 5 more minutes of domestic terrorrism to do

My grandparents went to a Home Show at the Expo Center, and apparently it's trick or treating for old people

sweet taste of death.

very difficult choice indeed..

My sisters birthday wish list. Her husband has been asking all week if he can watch football on her birthday.

Girls amarite ?

It has legs

Are we in danger??

If Spider-Man actors were gender-swapped

Dreams are well dreams...

If he dies, he dies

Hispanic here who knows many Latinos can confirm

Welcome to the dutch bodypartmarket!!!:wanna buy this pp?

Fish cake

Cow go moo

My feels

On the one hand, without the industrial revolution we would not have the machines that we have now, on the other hand, people were treated like shit during the industrial revolution

2 types of Humans.

All year round

three shades of breh

Wernher von Braun's original designs for a NASA moon base.

A group of managers at RBC decided to take a picture in the outfits they use for zoom meetings

I am no sakura hater but dammmm Kakashi be spittin some factss

More would be fine too :)

UPDATE: Proof that a rolled up mattress does fit in my compact 'clown' car.

I am well versed in drugjitsu

Going down the tumblr path I see

Henri, Count of Chambord wasn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. Even the Pope thought it was stupid to give up the throne because of a flag

Almost made a point

:,l

GTFO

workout

Wojtek

Marxism is officially debunked

Rickroll is eligible to be history on the historymemes server

peter sound nicer

Pepe/apu a day - 7 look in the walls

At least the double

intervention

darkly dreaming davy

Reaction memes owe it to this man

More Interesting Times 1865

I want to squish this giga pimple so bad

the big boys

I’m sorry wheraboos but it must be said

War on drugs about as successful as the emu war

Britian does it again

i'm a fan

He Man

uncanny

Why u do dat, game devs??

Cleopatra had never seen such bullshit before

Yey

meh

Stop whatever you're doing. What's this?

Good template

Dicktim

Get a grip, you stupid sausage! What are you?

Stuckn’t

I don't see what tbe problem is.

We are lonely, ..

I mean they're gonna Michael Jackson, So...

Son gave me a Pokemon coin, which I put in my wallet. Had to explain to long-term girlfriend it wasn't a condom when she saw it.

bad news

I know this is reductive but it is still funny.

classy

Rage inti the night

This guy today made me laugh….

Namibia seems a lot emptier all of a sudden

*Waiting intensifies*

found this and loved it