Malaysian TV show synopses are hilarious

Now where is my birth cert

Man, I love sundays

   

smh

So that's what the button do

Fun Fact #69

title

Why does this happen

Garfield lore

really hate that guy

Oh no, How?

Don't cancel your subscription pls

We are in the year of the taco

I’m never going to financially recover from this.

Igor, Volvo 2006

*gets cancelled on twitter*

One word. Seven letters. Say it, and I'm yours.

Lightweight baby!!

The person who gave me the booster shot put the bandage in the wrong spot.

PHub, do you see it?

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Video games nowadays

We have the power of DIO on our side

Jim Crow Era in the Southern United States

Regret?

Virgin Earth Chan VS Chad Terra Chan

The perfect girlfriend doesn't exi-

asserting dominance

Only for the living

B*tch just take off your shoes wtf

Kabooom

Genie.

Shout-out to Tik-Tok popularizing a song that represents one of Monogatari's darker arcs

Transcript of ideas and plans outlined by a scientist involved in the Mk-Ultra project

Absolutely Delicious

It's a great option, at least until solar becomes more efficient

Gold medal in competitive racism

Can we get McDonald's?

And many more interesting characters

   

It's really one or the other

WAP

Thermodynamics and statistical mechanics

Why you lying

I wonder if it will be like that

:-)

Know the difference, it could dave your life one day

Hella cute

we are just advanced bots

Can't help myself but to do this.

Everything is Naruto I guess

200 likes? Well must be a rare problem..

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 503 ✓

Get yourself a big muscle gymrat gf who needs the extra protein

Choose your weapon

Two wrongs don’t make a right

Some of my wife’s clothes require lvl 100 folding and I am only a meager lvl 68. Help.

Rance

But... this is a cooking show

Leo is based

Incompressible boar noises

Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant working on the script for the office

It wasn't an issue during the beta..

Ah yes, B.C

Microsoft has a large pp

Saw this article and just had to do it.

God I hate water addicts

The first use of red circles in a photo to catch your attention, and highlight absolutely nothing of value . November 22 1963

They are inevitable

The Great Stink - 1858

very creative names

*Sad Venera 8 noises*

I can just mop it , don't scream ....

glow in the dark

In Boba Fett, one of the droids is a grown man in a rain barrel. This is in reference to Star Wars fans who cry buckets of tears every time a new Star Wars comes out.

literary history for y'all

Ladies and Gentlemen, my wife.

Manga superiority

I'll have the special

Still folded Daki like an omelette

Double standards

Good thing I put my wipers up before this snowfall.

k e b a b

Wait, who the hell will pay the fine?

Knit knit knit till you eat

*Panic

I do not recognize the bodies in the mosh pit I do not recognize the bodies in the mosh pit

This is why I visit the Chruch regularly.

He couldn't even remember writing Cujo.

You cannot escape Barbara

Shrek Forever After

Not Alexander the Great's greatest moment.

Life hax

Why would you bite a spider?

that's all i know too

babies

it was called Immurement the punishment of sealing a person into a wall forever

oof

The classic dense MC