This why he’s the GOAT

My conversation with porsche

and thats a fact...

science

It was funny in my head

Even ice can’t heal that pain

Adventure time meme featuring jake and his sandwich

Things are changing

<3 Trust <==3

I may have underestimated how tall an 18” bed frame + box springs + mattress + topper is…

But for real….

An alpha male

Ukraine shifts recruitment pools 2014

based Jimmy Carter trying to solve the Cold War with his dick

At my local 7-11 lol

No computers, no phones, just people living in the moment

Just what we needed, Thor and the Care Bears fighting ….

Snow art at the Ohio State House

It is a snazzy mug

…

   

Someone dropped off a covid test with a note for her friend.

It’s all that separates us

Last night my girlfriend got high and ate a whole can of cranberry sauce...

Wednesday-ception

Biden slipping the truth

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anon

I'm intolerant

The OG Ecco Warrior

So what kind of discrimination is this now?

es ist Mittwoch meine kerle

Not the frog you expected

India is indeed a land of wisdom.

Even the most nationalist among us don't defend the imperial system

Introduction of the soviet infantry doctrine

I AM A DEMON OF FIRE AND DEA- f0ck me m8, that's kinda loud innit?

Littlebit oversimplified, but yeah...

bUt bUzZFeEd sAiD I hAve cLinIcAL dEprEsSiOn

You know its true

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 504 ✓

All my depressed peeps know… this is the most expensive article of clothing you own

Andy Serkis performing motion capture for The Lord of the Rings

Atire

chad

haha yes

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Nowadays people take that for granted and are instead amazed about how it doesn't break when dropped

:o)

It really caught me off guard when i saw it

trickle-down economics

We all do a little 11 point Calibri

Out of Sight, out of Mind

Kirby likes MILF. Man I love fishing

I could have been a house..

Sorry I can't

*Cries in reenactment*

nice

based

protip: it already is

Do your business with a view

An extra can be seen sweeping away air in the Bond film Quantum of Solace

This game is rated M for Marin

Guy's we were doing it wrong all this time....

Absolutely Demonic

yeah

U god damn right

Plan your christmas presents ahead of time

angery

After consolidating his power, Stalin erases all mention of other Soviet political figures he doesn't like

balkan

God knows I want to bake free

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Let me tell ya, it tastes like nothing

“All right, but apart from founding my alma mater, what has the Church ever done for us?”

....

From the Blue Balls to the Golden Balls

Normalize proper citation

Only in the LAME-O league

Malaysian TV show synopses are hilarious

Now where is my birth cert

Man, I love sundays

   

smh

So that's what the button do

Fun Fact #69

title

Why does this happen

Garfield lore

really hate that guy

Oh no, How?

Don't cancel your subscription pls

We are in the year of the taco

I’m never going to financially recover from this.

Igor, Volvo 2006

*gets cancelled on twitter*

One word. Seven letters. Say it, and I'm yours.

Lightweight baby!!

The person who gave me the booster shot put the bandage in the wrong spot.