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[muffled byzantine chanting playing in another room]

Trust me, Easy Pete, I know what I'm doing

tallest tower

Lmaoo this is so true

Found by Neil Armstrong while metal detecting a field in Ger-moon-y

A very thin margin

car

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 523 ✓

If Princip wasn't eating that sandwich, he probably wouldn't have been at that store there when the Archduke's car went by.

he's just man

honk

Sam Houston was promptly shunned by many Texans for denouncing Texas joining the Confederacy.

And I’m naming the city Rome.

Bruh

njam

polar

I think the statistics are wrong...

Brave, stunning and obese!

Yeah

Grim

Chinchad

red, yes, red

Role model

Carl Weathers during the climactic fight scene in Predator

Scheiße...

Mississippi officially certifies the 13th Amendment, becoming the last state to approve the abolition of slavery

I pulled the finger puppets off my grandmas hands right when the photo was taken

Hits close to home when you get older.

***ed up

Moral sex

Superomega3

Trolley Issues

after throwing the battery

let that sink in

What are your personalities?

the magic and the mystery of being neurodivergent

Greg's origin story

Let’s go

It's not just Bri'ish, ma'e!

Immortals getting the short end

Pick number three, m'lord!

bid

Not that I disagree though

You know you've f*cked up when the Pope and Luther are on the same page when it comes to you.

Men get the job done, easy win

Cheesed

mlp jar posting

1939 was a wild year

Who's the idiot now, John?

Its not much but It is powerful

She likes me!

Rookie

my opinions... inconsequential ✨

Why I resent ecchi genre

:-)

DiY

They can't keep getting away with it… Oh wait they did.

Hoes mad

Did you know that penguins mate for life?

Convince me that Russian aren't cryptids

Did you know that every Bic pen has chemical tracer formula unique to that one pen?

the egg that I was going to boil to eat just eliminated my appetite

Just getting ready for the big day tomorrow

reject gandalt, embrace modernity

Unit 731 is ***ing scary

Jennifer Lopez gets engaged for the 4th time

Pepe/apu a day - 38 Luck

brazil

So I came up with this silly thing, it makes more sense now!

On a Scale of one to Childhood friend in a Vanilla Hentai how ***ed are you

wrong of way

Imma bout’ to toast the toast and there’s nothing you can do about it.

That comment.. Savage!

My fiancé and I tested our teeth marks in the butter…neither match. This does confirm someone bit the butter though…

I’ll be gay for a second

I suppose everyone has done this.

Is the Olympic freestyle jump happening next to a nuclear power plant?!

Tried to take a cute picture of my sons, but the oldest decided to go to another dimension

You’re all wrong

Jif > WebP

"Uncle, you are the drunken sailor."

I gave my computer Alzeimer's

grass

If you take them in the other order, you get stuck in VRChat instead

We came for a jar of pickles.

Found this gem while looking thru my old FB posts

The Solar System Gang

I’m very patiently waiting for my fiancé to wake up so I can find out why there is a bite mark in the butter…

One of life's most important choices

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This really gives you wings!

I wish i was a japanese.

remember atheism is having no religion

Based? Based and soypilled

Im still angry!!!!!!!

Ancient philosophers be like.

Tryna bring this format back

Seems simple enough..

Cyrus the Great is great for a reason