Dad please come pick me up I'm scared

They are both precious

It's not bieng a shut in, it's all for the culture

Every time I see Charlie Woods

Found the furnace manual…

Only day I can post this!

Perfectly balanced MC

wtf moment

Wake Up!!!

The cat has been taken

Pizza is gonna send out for you

Honestly I was kind of mad when he did

cat with a

Gacha is hell

A humorous take on gentrification in east london

Drink, dont drive!!

weed

bruhhh

CUM Time ... My daughters math test... Really CA public schools?!

probably

You can say that again!

[:<

coming on kind hard

Literally every single one

a little trolling

look

Virgin lying Woodrow

facts

You only needed this skills

pod

Press small caps f

gravity

Right man at the wrong time i guess

Lucy girl

good question

More like left than escaped

idf

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 553 ✓

Tfw your entire ideology revolves around social darwinism and might makes right but then you lose the only war you fought

segregation

if he just had been with jfk on that fateful day

nice tat

noice

I have been suggested lesbian anime 10 times now.

I am so depressed

***

Everything is a remix.

we're about to see who's really rich this summer

Why are you screaming?

fly

not ben 10

bloomer

It’s not for everyone…

it was good

debt

Every time I take my glasses off in bed I lose them for a minute

This ***tus

yes and i´m proud of it

Kabedon reversal

Good guy Stalin

Door gang or wheels gang?

Not the Michael Jackson plz

I don't see a difference, so why?

Oh well its not like we can do anything about that

unreal

wtf did i just find in my uncle's house bro

can't find the uncensored copy

we finna wake up like to this

wait, i cannot comprehend this high

hard-o-boiled

Worse than friendzone?

Well this took a sudden turn

Talk about good timing!

Damn it, I really want to cosplay this character

Surprise freedom

Local weather wind gauge. “Gone Forever” is pretty brisk.

yes

it was in hiter times

always

The 90s were pretty crappy for almost everybody outside the US and Canada

A new measure system

Rolled on the thighs of young virgins

before

and then he did it

Just break your phone's display

Madlad Hannibal

phrase

I'm Stepan and I'm tired of all this shit

Orbit

Flatten the curve

My sister’s photo of her yoga class’ warmup looks like the aftermath of a mass cult suicide.

My grandfather put a mirror in my bathroom for me

Nice mass

They truly love to spread their wings

Capitalists Karl"

It still baffles me these people exist

we do a little international conflict

Local sign while walking to work today.

I will look for you, I will find you, and I will eat you

See it’s not all bad.