But I wanna write on my soup ):

Memories

A kid in my class tweeted about a test we had. Here was our teacher's background today.

The odds...

Unacceptable

How every Literature teacher analyzes something

Angel of Death

Meth in the Middle

Who's up for some rapefruit?

Meth, Never Again.

'Till Death Do Us Part!

Not sure if 18+

Not a Word...

Like a boss

Headshot

Golden Gaytime

America Today

Board as hell

She doesn't like the light!

In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!

Ninja in training.

Burn them. Burn them all.

Microsoft Pillows

Chips..

Another Youtube Comment Win

Legit! No Photoshop!

God presenting The Asian

Your daily dose of wtf

Next election

Don't waste your milk!

How i have to eat....

No candy for you

Hey kids!

Rattlesnake in slow motion

That moment when you realize it's too late to run..

I do marathons everyday

No hard work today

The most realistic gif EVER

Cookie Skill

What did they photoshop?

The mobile pussy magnet

Keep stroking the furry wall

Burning Kick!

I wish this was my professor

Great pose

It even 'comes' with illustrations!

It happens

His Parkour skills are garbage.

Pokemon feels. ;_;

0 f*cks were given

Hmmm... What's th- F*CK!

USB... not what you think it is

Bad boy

True... true...

Night bloggers on tumblr get to the heart of the issue

Yeah, that justttt might work.

Feeling hookers

We've all had this happen . . .

Fake foul

Where? Im still looking for it

American FAILDOL

I love this man

The HUGELOL administrators with the reposters

I'm gonna die

"Hi gyus!"

Accurate

... and each year, the cycle repeats

Barkour

"Aren't we supposed to have antlers or something?"

I don't think that's right.

Robot videobombing breaking news

Lie Down. Try Not To Cry. Cry A Lot.

Creativity is not something that is lacking in Japan

Patience

Not a single fukk was given that day

Bath salts

World's Largest Penis (SFW)

Easy math

Japan

And growing up sucks

Big Bones Dont Jiggle when you move...

Relatable

If you know what i mean

Sims IRL

He got a little too into the game..

Finding Nemooooohyeah!

Riiight... Don't talk to strangers...

Like i give a sh*t

Me vs the Internet.

GTA logic....

Librarian you're doing it right.....

Bathroom Graffiti at its Finest

Just another fly restaurant....

Instant Karma!

That's a great movie....

Man's best friend....

Go home bear, you are drunk (he didn't get harmed)

Uncle Phil would straighten her up

Praise the lord!

Well, she gets it.