I love being British on Twitter

There is a significant correlation between photography and the collapse of the idea of divine right

My boy Julius Caesar didn't like Gauls

bbbbbbbbbreeeeeeeeh

take the blame

time

They get what they deserve

what a lad

Death was scared of him while he was awake

***

Keep going, Amber. Just keep digging your own grave

mystical

.W?

burst

***

joy

One of the best Family Guy jokes

As long they pay me

***

Hide your sandwhiches.

thanks gord

zoomers

the spice must flow

Priorities

luve

Amber Heard on a honeymoon with Johnny Depp

I've done two, how about you!!!

Personality No. 3

nam

I wish I had that much talent

Remember: There is no such thing as a good war, but it is good that one side won over the other.

"We don't need U, or your metric system!"

Wtf is wrong with them ?

it's a dark power that can consume you

Me, As A Witch

chicken nuggers

True Do

something's hot in miami

fun times

Chika looks smaller than usual...

based cop

Return to É

like

prejudice

Kaboom

Owogh

Genuinely one of the stupidest statements about history.

ye right

Excel autofill be like

Remember:

Based boomer

DESPITE

minsk incident

   

I saw an elf shank another over a mistimed ear flick

oil

chadmobile

well, it was a good run

Ppl that twerk at pacman failing to use scissors

Credit card of the Forbidden One

never forgotten

Saw this bumper sticker on a car that was driving slow.

Respect to the fallen heroes.

What a jabroni

When one door closes ...

Really laying that one down.

One bedroom, three swing bungalow - $99,900

A family member drove past this place today, wanted to know if they “read balls.”

ADVICE NEEDED! at a friends house and demolition man never explained how this works

Different time, different values

He wasn't fired because he was a dumb son of a ****, although he was

I swear it wasn’t me

citrus

Thanks lady...

pattern

feels this way every time

land of the free

he drivers everything

gotta respect the hardwork...

Just chillin and look over and see this.

Our cat now lives in our dryer.

whole gang for this one

accidentally paused at the best moment

Ben Hur exploiting a loophole in the rules of chariot racing, AD 26

Paripipi Chika

one seed to rule them all

literally 5 years old based me

MEGA PINT

“They’re in the third zipper from the right; inside the second pocket. If you pass speedway you’ve gone too far!”

Daniel and his vagina

leTrol

classic guy goof

IT BURNNNNS

based

most liberal Bulgarian

Be careful on turns!

they ain't hiding it

kitty

French style