Its for world peace, Loid

100% legitimate quote

He's big boned is all

Maximum power level

   

Saturdays are for the boys

Amazing

Don't be yourself, ascend, become Gaston.

I'm deep now

Mark Zuckerberg and his wife on their wedding day

I dislike the Dutch language

   

Fr hes has certificate

   

gf is gone

Pet cat before leaving to work

Dreamteam

Keep going

Ahh yes my favorite kaiju, the Mecha Chika

   

geometry

No really, the dude was obsessed with finding a mammoth despite it being extinct for 10,000 years.

'cause why not

Haha..ha..oh..

Conditioned

PTO provided a "nacho bar" for us teachers on Cinco de Mayo, during teacher appreciation week...

Useless history facts with Arnold Sch... nevermind.

Momma

Miss the ol Fansub days

Arab slave trade

   

"Every 60 second in Africa a minute passes."

Poor Iran.

Anya is a walking Lie Detector, she's perfect as a judge

There are WAY too many software people here.

Sigma Style

The art of the deal

Such meaning conveyed

Wife material

Biblically Accurate pick up line

Who knew she was carrying the show all along?

Where is your manager?

Kid will poop on hamster

my sons pre-k graduation photo

Incel wants to be a breeder

I made a twenty-something’s bachelor pad. 1:18 scale

OK, you're old, but are you so old?

Is there any other better way?

AHUEAAHH

My rmfather has had a lot more time on his hands since he retired. My mom walked into the bathroom to find this staring at her.

Found this on another sub, I think it belongs here.

The kid is a realist.

Should've never get out of bed

Amber Heard school of acting

Not as horrible as it appears

Let’s get some 90s attitude going.

Poetry of a genius

I bet Harry Butts had a rough childhood

A mother teaching her young how to lie in court

Flying Jelly God things

It's all about the he said she said bullshit

Sounds like a great job

Sandwiches in my wife's break room.

The worst enemy of my nails

She's got an appointment coming up.

corm

Been watching my neighbors war with a woodpecker for the past year.

Just a couple days later, he invented LSD, 1955.

The Winner is????

Amber is a monster

Not sure what I did to annoy Mother Nature, but…..

Th' Goo' Ol' Time'

This made me laugh idk

I'd say they are still asleep tbh

I believe in Kaifuku supremacy

But I am useless

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 611 ✓

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Damn you post launch maintenance

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adobe

Bought a $200 bed... chooses the floor instead.

Don't touch my garbage!

Parked my truck next to this car today

Hypnocat

Mom, I'm scared

Anya in her natural habitat

Cat supremacy

dad jokes are the best

Can we accept him ?

ted

Every day I walk past the anime meme communities and tell them just what I think of them!

(:<

also Kek players

Germany signs the Treaty of Versailles

they knew

Tell your sins to Father dudder so he may cleanse them

1st day at Twitter office

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lmao