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Note to self: Don't open up cornflour bag like a bag of chips.
Patient burned alive after failed MRI
Man, I need a girlfriend.
Every bowling alley ever
Neighbor said A/C isn't keeping up, I wonder why.
Someone taped this over the women’s restroom sign where I work
Took down my parent’s popcorn ceiling for them today… I got a little messy.
It ain't much but it's a meme
trust me, you need to see this
Friend just found this at Goodwill. Wtf?!
Uncropped dobermans are just wiener dogs as regular dogs
all the time
That sounds kinda cool though
keeping the dream alive
best waifu change my mind
"Thats a pretty man" - Chuck "G-O-R-G-I-S" -Shaq
Petition to remove Amber Heard from Aquaman passes 4 Million. How fudgin' hilarious would it be if Johnny Depp replaced her...
Reality can be very sobering.
Dealing with anyone is too much..
Judas betraying Jesus
a kind man
We're very different people
all about context
Pablo Escobar being informed that his cousin and business partner, Gustavo Gaviria, had been killed by police officers
My wife went to buy some shorts online. After reading this review she bought them in a heartbeat.
keep your chin up
our time is now
Peter Griffin attends My Chemical Romance concert in Quahog 2002
dat was da shit
they cant handle the truth
Why haven’t we tried this before?
they are evolving
Last image taken of the first openly gay couple in Russia before the Titanic sunk 1912
i didn't expect that
The only God that liked this was Khorne
Enigma code cracked by allied intelligence, 1941 heffleytized
can't think of a title. quick, insert "it do be like that doe"
Be ready for a slime shower in the end for EvErYOnE!!!
Those that fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Deliver the gazelle to the bus. My child:
I deserve love
Who the hell need all this of friends?
Makes everyone more comfortable
So excited I got hired as a camp counselor! I Start tomorrow!
A car drove into my local UPS store. They turned it into a business opportunity.
Actor Jussie Smolette is taken hostage by white supremacists while filming the movie "Blazing Saddles"
Extra custard please
Someone broke the lever
The Viking Myth
The reason why pregnant people get ultrasounds and not MRIs, is that in an MRI, this is what a fetus looks like
Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 617 ✓
don’t even worry about it
the eternal weapon
North Korean propaganda
That's it lads, fill your boots
wish there was a proper loid vs yor fight
As an Ohioan this man is a legend.
What else can I do anyway?
Awake the ancient one
My wife has always said I look miserable on rollercoasters. After a recent visit to Orlando, turns out she's right.
And we thank them for it
I'm gonna regret making this meme but still...
He is Kung Fuhrer