The final work of Xi Jinping's seemstress before her execution, 2015

Self service to the end.

T-REX

tense emotional music swells

We can control human population too.

***

oof self burn

breh

Crispy Meme #679

Drink water, try to exercise when possible, allow yourself to laugh, spend time with people who love you. Please take care fren! We care!

It was me all along..

Pride Month in a jpeg

The number of pushups he had to do after this photo were definitely worth it based on his smile

Least racist twitter user

It’s everyones favorite time of the year!

stop knowing what I know

Anon won't take the hint

Stairs then

Be proud bros.

I didn't even know Morbius was about vampires, but as always I figure out the entire content through

I came across this review for nerf darts.

“The Costanza”

It's not like it hurts them

Choose the squares that contain cats

His speech is called, "Van Gogh for it!"

I mean I like dark humor but holy guacamole!

gotta be some of my favourite genders

No negativity, just pretty colors

The instructions you need to read BEFORE starting medication for Attention Deficit Disorder

I’m so close

Ears of an eye and the fox of a hawk.

Aaaaa

Inshallah

That was a good loot actually

truth

The Lion of Gripsholm Castle, a poorly taxidermied lion from 18th century Sweden.

Maybe she's naked as a friend?

Outplayed Disrespect 100

every time I'm trying to reorganise files

Get some rest, Michael…

“Did I shut off the stove?”

Classic Move

Casual Tuesday

They also don't say "it's morbin time" in this universe.

Peach Tree Dish

This guy decided to do off-road to circumvent traffic jam

K-off

Morbin't

And because you made your character a #361F07 person he is more likely to get shot by cops

What!!

Diet Coke for Dummies

The poor horse just wants a nap

Hard to explain

yea

Americans, haha

Based

Treachery, absolute heresy

Even though they forgot 80% of its content.

When you need more privilege

The war on drugs is over, circa. 1975.

***

An absolute menace.

just guys being dudes

Something something take his staff.

> be in jail > cover self in jet fuel > melt down steel beams of jail door > escape

I'M GONNA DURIN'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHH!!!!!!

Unpack this

Hector Salamanca is sexy af

just look at the ball

That area between obvious fiction and actual news has disappeared

Macro bind

such a wise man

Told my new apprentice the bubble in my level was running low. Sent him to the store and he came back to this. 50 cents

how to stop hitting cars while parking

This is what pops up if you try to download Star Wars Illegal...

if only germans had this tank in ww2

This makes me smile every time I see this… A oldie but a goodie.

I hope the rest of his day goes well

Hardcore family

cuppa tea?

I promise you guys I don’t have a gambling addiction

Bullying a deaf kid is pretty low

Morboobius

The family post-Memorial Day BBQ

They will always come in handy

Yor just forgor

Poor Leif.

She's not real anyway

Measuring ingredients with volume is f**ked up

baby I'm worth it

Look at all that mithril

Itsa me a spaghetti baba booee

the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.

Johnny Depp getting himself a megapint of wine

ideologic conflict < lobster

Adolf Hitler at a weekend getaway

Wish I knew then, what I know now

"But the book says..."

Happy Birthday to Rie Kugimiya

Why boss?