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Husbando

* proletariat steadily rises *

My daughter the morning after a candy bender at Grandma’s house

"he likes fisting women" - R. Downey Jr.

Just saw the ad.

the student became the master

It was a short but fun ride

Goddamn, why did they have to make the kid look so cool?

make it three.

real cryptobros

Perfectly balanced as everything should be

Save the best for last...

No Spaghetti for me :(

Someone thought I looked like "Fisto." I almost regret looking this up.

English Knight setting up for an over head kick. 1374 AD

Ah, The Memories..

A traditional Iranian meal of horse pussy, before the Islamic Revoltion 1970

goku got no chill

but what rewards do you give?

We fly together - yes

i mean it lines up

My new washing machine is shaming me after seeing my clothes

The wonders of the human psyche

Life is not waku waku

very painfull

No better company

another anya meme

Heckerino

that's some nice kitty right there

sex

These staples have sundays off

Did one too many clack-clack tests. Happy Father's Day eh?

Clogged the toilet and my mother in law digs up this plunger from the basement… what the…

Happy Fathers Day! Here is my favourite photo I have of my Dad and I.

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I have been told my dad jokes are excellent. I gotta say, I’m just outstanding in my field.

My son gave me this card today but warned me he didn’t actually read it before he got it. I’m a recovering alcoholic.

Humble request

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 655 ✓

United Kingdom introduce first unisex toilet, London 2013

Outsmarted

Was I a good browser?

Sadly I don't play the game well

Sir, this is an antedeluvian server

Is this a Kiwi?

Haha no ur not

I love watching Disney movies as an adult and picking up on the lines that went over my head as a kid

Went to my local bistro with my dad for Father’s Day, saw this on the bathroom stalls.

heh

don't need a title

avatar

enemies

Patrick Stewart defiantly smirking at Queen Elizabeth, only moments before she beheads him

Impulsive eating

1600s alpha-male

The envelope my 5-year-old handed me for Father's Day

Shout out to all the preschool teachers who make these things, they’re great

Spain 2/ Bonapartes 0

I would like to help @killersmail out with his lost memes and reaction gifs. Would you help too?

What would happen? ☠️

It all makes sense now. How did we not see this?

“GAH, !” - H.P. Lovecraft

My co-worker got a new tattoo...

Not Protein Bro!

definitely a valid claim

Does this belong here ?

Appreciate your body

Aha it's all coming together

Iranian furniture design before Islamic Revolution. Circa 1960 AD.

Right, she wasn't thinking about it, she was doing it.

Oh yeah it's museum time

We all know what to choose right.

You think you've heard it all and then they come up with something dumber

if i stay quiet long enough they will leave

the template is a little old, but i think it's still usable

Pretty much how it all panned out

A work of art and then there’s the other one

Steve Irwin and a big Croc tattoo

WHO at its finest

How dare you.

Forbidden Pudding

If it was real would you buy it?

Showed up to my family reunion to this display of party favors.

Old man with a sense of humor

F for the soldier

Well that's anime in a nutshell

We have a whatsapp groupchat for all of our friends and the bride sent us this during their honeymoon after Lisa & Thomas brought their goddamn kids

Posting is for the weak

The real truth about the Titanic sinking, that the Deep State didn't want you to know

My lawyer has advised me not to continue this joke

Lmao

Catto

Kim Jong-un wondering why there are no sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads

It Don’t work

Huh weird

Officer, it’s called a public service, not hit-and-run!

The dog turned into a polar bear

armadildo

inspired by someone's stupid comment